US Army to Use "Cat Silencer" As Seen in POSTAL

In an a somewhat funny April Fool’s Press Release, the folks over at Running with Scissors have issued some added hilarity to the day.According to the “press release” the growing link between the military establishment and videogame developers just got a little tighter as one of the most controversial implements in the POSTAL game series arsenalthe”Cat Silencer”is now part of real world, cutting edge weapons technology.

The”Cat Silencer” device that Uwe Boll spent a fortune to develop as a special effect for his upcoming “Postal – The Movie” is now ready for real world use by police and military forces around the world. In fact, the device was highlighted recently on Discovery Channel’s “FutureWeapons” right alongside state of the art ordinance such as the Corner-Shot, a rifle with a camera-enabled sighting system capable of firing around corners and interfacing with modular weapons from an AK-47 and grenade launcher to the Cat Silencer itself.

“We’ve always considered ourselves a force for order in a chaotic world,” Running With Scissors CEO and weapon visionary Vince Desi told reporters.”It makes me stiffen with patriotic pride to think about what these weapons R&D people will do with the Badger Buzzsaw in our next game, POSTAL III. And just for the record, no real cats were used, armed or harmed by Running WIth Scissors,” noted animal lover VInce Desi assured the press.

For more information on the upcoming POSTAL Movie, and updates on the development of POSTAL III visit the new expanded site.

WARNING: WEBSITE NSFW or anyone else with any sort of moral values but still good for a chuckle or two.

Via: “Press Release”