Some Asshole Tried to Steal One Copy of Modern Warfare 3 At Gunpoint
So this is a funny story.
Last night, a man in Kansas City went to GameStop at midnight to buy Modern Warfare 3. Some other guy, probably sitting in his car talking to himself, watched this happen, then followed the man home and and tried to steal the copy of the game. At gunpoint.
The man, being a hardcore Call of Duty player, wasn’t going to take that s–t, and he fought the idiot, who after the struggle ran away and went back to GameStop looking for somebody else to steal from.
Unfortunately for him, the man called the cops, and they arrested him.
This is an amazing story. Here’s a tip for the next time you think about stealing one copy of a Call of Duty game at gunpoint: sell your gun so you can buy it. That way, you can have your fun, and you might no longer be a menace. You f–khead.
This isn’t the only story of Modern Warfare 3 theft we’ve heard this week. The other day somebody (Vin Diesel?) hijacked a truck full of copies of the game.