Some Nerd Decided to Eat His WoW Authenticator and Now Regrets Doing So
Look, I know some reasonably normal World of Warcraft players, but stereotypes often exist for a reason, and pretty much every WoW-player stereotype ever was reinforced this week by Prellatus on the WoW forums. Here is the post he made Wednesday:
Help. I swallowed my authenticator. 11/17/2010 08:44:17 PM PST
No, I’m not trolling. I am serious.
I was sitting in my chair and biting into my authenticator while thinking about several RP related story arcs that I have planned. I swivvel around in my chair and presume to fall off it and shoot the authenticator into my mouth and down my throat.
I have drank some of that stuff that makes you vomit, but I’m apparently resistant to a whole bottle of it.
I am curious on what I should do.
First off, that guy is lying about how it happened, and I’ll believe that story only if your graybox confirms it. Otherwise, I’m going to assume you did this on purpose because you’re a paranoid crazy person who thought swallowing it would be the only way to keep someone from stealing it, and you’ve decided now it was a bad idea because you forgot to wrap it in something to keep it from being digested. Derp.
Also, I’m really amused that he said he “presumed” to fall off his chair. That means he intentionally fell. Hmm, maybe Prellatus isn’t lying.