Tabula Rasa 15 Worst AFS Pick Up Lines


For those of us who are celebrating Valentine’s Day into the weekend, Tabula Rasa has a few tips on what not to say if you want to score with your sweetheart. Although a few of them are game specific, I think most of these lines can be appreciated, or at least elicit a groan from all gamers. Fifteen is definitely my favorite. Without further ado here’s fifteen pick up line not to use (to be filed with the Guide on How to Keep a Girl).

Top 15 Worst AFS Pick Up Lines

1. Wanna splice some DNA and make a Hybrid?
2. Darling, you’ve grown on me like a patch of barb ticks.
3. My boxers are Motor Assist!
4. You must be low on adrenaline, because you’ve been Sprinting through my mind all day.
5. Nice asteroid.
6. I know of a nice private instance with just enough room for the two of us.
7. Interested in ‘Going Commando’?
8. When we get together, magnesium flashes fly.
9. Let’s say we clone ourselves and have twice the fun.
10. Your Dad must be a Demolitionist, because you’re the bomb!
11. Let me share this mission, it puts a marker on the mini-map of love to my heart.
12. Is that a Tabula in your pocket?
13. It doesn’t take a linker to put you and me together.
14. Were you born in Ashen Desert? Cause you are smokin’!
15. Let’s go back to the barracks. I’ll wear my General British mask!

via Richard Garriott’s Tabula Rasa

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2 Comments on Tabula Rasa 15 Worst AFS Pick Up Lines


On February 15, 2008 at 6:19 pm

Go into Photoshop or GIMP and put some blur on that foot!!!

Those lines are terribly funny, though!


On February 15, 2008 at 7:01 pm

Foot in mouth disease? I liked #9. :grin: