The 3DS Right Thumbstick Attachment is Dumber Than You Could Have Imagined

Look, I’ve seen some nasty things in my life — you should see the ladies I tend to hook up with — so you have to appreciate that when I hype up something’s ugliness like I’m about to, I mean it.

OK, so you remember that rumor about an attachment for the 3DS that will add a second thumbstick? It looks like that is happening, or so says Famitsu, which has a picture of the awful thing.

Just imagine you’re looking at like a human-sized pile of actual human s–t. And then that s–t shapes itself into Joan Rivers. And then it tries to hug you. That’s how I feel right now looking at this.

OK, so here’s the picture.

I can’t wait for Nintendo to announce this at their presser next week. That has become must-see TV.


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3 Comments on The 3DS Right Thumbstick Attachment is Dumber Than You Could Have Imagined


On September 7, 2011 at 12:07 am



On September 7, 2011 at 7:40 am

as clumsy as it is, your reaction is over-the-top.


On September 8, 2011 at 12:31 pm

That is so stupid.

Why don’t they add more attachments for keyboard and mouse, small touch pad, and 2 joystick so you have to lay it on a dinner table.

I mean really? All the engineers and designers they have on the payroll and this is the best they come up with. Really