The 3DS Right Thumbstick Attachment is Dumber Than You Could Have Imagined
Look, I’ve seen some nasty things in my life — you should see the ladies I tend to hook up with — so you have to appreciate that when I hype up something’s ugliness like I’m about to, I mean it.
OK, so you remember that rumor about an attachment for the 3DS that will add a second thumbstick? It looks like that is happening, or so says Famitsu, which has a picture of the awful thing.
Just imagine you’re looking at like a human-sized pile of actual human s–t. And then that s–t shapes itself into Joan Rivers. And then it tries to hug you. That’s how I feel right now looking at this.
OK, so here’s the picture.
I can’t wait for Nintendo to announce this at their presser next week. That has become must-see TV.