The 99 Most Killer Video Game Secrets
If “Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A” is pretty much the only video game cheat you know, then you need to read up on Gamerhelp’s 99 Most Killer Video Game Secrets, you lazy jerk. I just today discovered how to float up a wall in Rainbow Six Vegas, but I somehow doubt this boring bit of tedium made the list. Things that did make the list include IDSPISPOP from Doom, hitting CTRL + W to beat any Monkey Island game and, of course, the code that allows you to see Samus in a bikini. No joke. It’s hot.
Some of these make one wonder how anybody figured it out at all. A glitch for Super Smash Bros. Melee sounds like it would take fifteen minutes to do, fifteen days to figure out, and fifteen years to wonder why you bothered to try it. The image above is from Doom 3‘s minigame Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3. There’s something about punching a turkey in the face that’s truly beautiful.