The Australian Newsmedia Found Out That Dead or Alive: Dimensions Exists
Remember the “controversy” over Dead or Alive: Dimensions in parts of Europe? (Here’s a refresher from Sterling.) Well, somebody at the Australian Broadcasting Corporation found out about it and was shocked to find out that the game is not only available for sale in Australia, but that it got a mere PG rating from the censorship board.
Rather than considering that the government censors might know something they don’t about the content of a game they had probably never heard of before, ABC News decided to run a story with this hilariously sensational headline: “‘Child porn’ Nintendo game gets PG rating.” Brilliant! Excellent work, everyone. Seriously, guys, you make me proud. I wish I lived in Australia.