The Gamerator Satisfies Your Gaming and Boozing Needs
The new decade is looking like it’ll be a good one for alcoholic gamers who have enough disposable income to buy things that aren’t booze; first, we had the kegputer, and now we have the Gamerator, pictured above. As you ca see, if you look closely, the Gamerator is an arcade game cabinet with a motherf–king tap on it. Behind the tap is a refrigerated chamber in which you can place a motherf–king keg. The way this thing one-ups the kegputer is that it’s big enough to hold a normal-sized keg, which means your next house party will make House Party look like House Party 2. Jersus Chirst.
The Gamerator isn’t just an empty cabinet, though; no, for your $3,500 you get a PC loaded up with 85 arcade games hooked up to a 26″ HDTV. S–t, I’m thinking about getting one of these for work. (It’s a tax write-off, bitch.) For more info, check out the official Gamerator site.