The Greatest Boobs In Video Game History (Gallery)

Video games don’t have the greatest history of pandering to the tastes of women. That’s probably because so many game devs are frustrated nerdy dudes working out their own issues via XML. This explains why so many female game protagonists are smoking hot redheads who want to hook up with the nerdiest NPC in the game. It also explains why women in video games tend to be… busty.


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Think we’re kidding? Go to your cabinet now and pick a game. Any game. Fact is, just like how every technological advance is popularized by porn, every step in the evolution of gaming is marked by the diligence of programmers with the sexual maturity of 12 year old boys, working day and night to put breasts into games whether they need to be there or not.

Sexist? Often. Sleazy? Probably. But it’s possible that the insistence on increasingly realistic breasts in games helped usher in the more adult themes we’ve come to take for granted in gaming over the decades. Or at least we’re telling ourselves that to assuage our guilt. Here are the 40 greatest boobs in video game history.

40) Samus Aran

This was the reward you got for beating 1986′s Metroid in record time. Nowadays it would be ‘Achievement unlocked: basement dweller!’

39) Eve from Leisure Suit Larry

Eve is who you got to hot tub with in 1987, when you beat Leisure Suit Larry. It’s primitive, but in the 80s people could only see in 8 bits and 4 colors.

38) Felicia (Darkstalkers version, 1994)

By the early 90s it got a lot easier to pander. Witness the birth of cosplay.

37) Morrigan (Darkstalkers version, 1994)

Yeah, there’s a reason 12 year olds packed arcades into the late 90s. Now soliciting joystick puns.

36) Sarah Morrison from Tabula Rasa

Remember what we said earlier about redheads? Here’s your proof.

35) Joanna Dark from Perfect Dark

The thing is, Joanna never does this in the game. She’s too busy breaking and entering and killing Datadyne honchos to seduce anyone.

34) Lara Croft from Tomb Raider

If video games had a ‘jiggle’ era, it was almost certainly initiated with Tomb Raider. I also blame this game for the popularity of Daisy Dukes.

33) Andariel from Diablo 2

Speaking of redheads, what is it with fantasy games and demons with human breasts? I’m pretty sure demons aren’t mammals.

32) Sonya Blade from Mortal Kombat

After Mortal Kombat, fighting game makers decided large, barely-covered breasts were the best defense in a fight. This sounds like bad advice for real life. Unless guys want to try using their nuts as a shield.

31) Mileena from Mortal Kombat

When you play Mortal Kombat, you’re going see some cleavage. It’s in the company handbook.

30) Kitana from Mortal Kombat

You’ll also see sideboob. No it doesn’t make any sense to us either.

29) Ivy Valentine from the Soulcalibur series

Soulcalibur saw Mortal Kombat’s ante and raised it considerably. Where Mortal Kombat had unrealistic scantily clad-ness, Soulcalibur had… well, gratuitous and unnecessary are words that come to mind. Note that Ivy’s weapon of choice is a whip with blades on it. And a bikini. There’s Christian subtext, I’m sure of it.

28) Taki from the Soulcalibur series

Two questions: 1) how is that outfit so form fitting?; 2) No seriously, how do you make navel-conforming cloth?

27) Seong Mi-Na from the Soulcalibur series

Judging by her outfit, Seong Mi-Na clearly went to the Miss Manners fetish academy for creepy western men.

26) Sophitia from the Soulcalibur series

Ok, now they’re just pandering. Come on guys.

25) Cassandra from the Soulcalibur series

At least her bustier straps are leather. That’s a little actual support. Because overflow is a problem and really, underwire is bad for working out. And I’m sure that’s exactly what the devs were thinkings.

24) Anna Williams from Tekken

You’d never know it but she’s the world’s oldest woman. The secret is competing in The King of Iron Fist Tournament, and pandering to desperate nerds.

23) Michelle Change from Tekken

Tekken is the king of weird fetish fuel. Michelle here is wearing a bikini and an Indian headdress. She’s at the Tekken tournament because she got lost on her way to Coachella

22) Christie Monteiro from Tekken

This is just… really blatantly pandering. No shame at all.

21) Felicia (Marvel Vs. Capcom version)

This is probably the basis of 50% of all Comic Con costumes.

20) Lulu from Final Fantasy X

Final Fantasy has pioneered the existential angst + gratuitous TnA school of storytelling.

19) The Cimmerian Woman from Age of Conan

Q: Conan, what is best in life?

A: To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. To holy crap how could anyone sword fight in that?

18) Bloodrayne

I can’t help but think Bloodrayne is looking you in the eye and saying ‘my blades are up here idiots!”

17) Rachel from Ninja Gaiden

I really wish they hadn’t let John Millius consult on the Ninja Gaiden series.

16) Lady from Devil May Cry

You think this game is about vampires, but she’s wondering what, exactly, is the matrix?

15) The Everquest Cover Elf

F2P is l33t for ‘NSFW’.

14) Kasumi from Dead or Alive

Dead or Alive (to Tekken): you see, the problem is that you haven’t really considered how little clothing is needed in life or death combat.

Tekken: What’s ‘clothing’?

13) Lei-Fang from Dead or Alive

Dead Or Alive (to Tekken): See what we mean?

Tekken: oh I see. Volleyball really is the most dangerous game.

12) Asari Dancer in Mass Effect

Apparently, in the future gentleman’s clubs still don’t feature readings of Hume.

11) Morrigan (Marvel Vs. Capcom version)

This is the other 50% of all Comic Con costumes.

10) Miranda from Mass Effect 2

I promise this is saved by context. Miranda is doing it on purpose.

09) Tifa from Final Fantasy VII

Tifa is the existential crisis version of Lara Croft. The only thing desperate devs love more than redheads is clinical depression.

08) Isabela from Dragon Age 2

Isabela is actually an exceptionally well written character. But her designer really needs to check out non augmented bodies from time to time. Because those… aren’t breasts.

07) Shura from Soulcalibur 4

It’s not difficult to be the most practically-dressed female character in a Soulcalibur game.

06) Samus Aran (Modern version)

And once again, we have a ridiculously form-fitting jumpsuit. Thing is, it isn’t even necessary. We’re more interested in unlocking the Wave Beam.

05) Mai Shiranui from Fatal Fury and King of Fighters

Sometimes you can only marvel at design decisions. “How much support and protection does this offer?” “None.” “Excellent. Now could you rastafy her by 30%?”

04) Anne from Jurassic Park: Tresspasser

You’d think it wouldn’t be possible to shoehorn gratuitous breasts onto the playable character in a FPS. You’d be wrong. We can’t cure cancer but by god we’re going to put boobs into a genre that normally won’t let you see shoes. Our civilization will last forever.

03) Jade from Mortal Kombat

This is an example of the Mortal Kombat team showing restraint.

02) Yangus from Dragon Quest

You have to admit: 30+ years of boobs R&D have made spectacular manboobs possible.

01) The Brood Mother from Dragon Age: Origins

These are the greatest boobs ever put into a game ever. And no, you cannot have my brain bleach. I just drank all of it.

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26 Comments on The Greatest Boobs In Video Game History (Gallery)

Heru

On May 5, 2011 at 8:21 pm

Miranda’s boobs win by default for one reason. They are the only ones based on, and pretty close to a real set of knockers. http://www.butterfunk.com/image-63/yvonne+strahovski.htm
Nuff’ said.

CHoedy

On May 5, 2011 at 9:54 pm

Give me a ing break….Lara croft show be a hell of a lot lower on the list.Plus how you going to give it to someone who has 30 seconds of screen time.this list is a joke.Next time get a real boob connoisseur to do you list.

Dave

On May 5, 2011 at 11:06 pm

I’ve dreamt of jigging Tifa from FF7 in my youth. She’s the winner in my book. My buddy ZP and I used to call her buenas, in reference to her breasts. As in she’s got the buenas, or goods. Greats, whatever. They’re sweet. I want to taste them.

Davit

On May 5, 2011 at 11:11 pm

OMG! Leisure suit Larry. I don’t know why my cousins parents bought him that game to play, because at the age of 7 or 8 it makes no sense at all. I could never figure out the point to that game at that age. It sucked really, really badly. Nice boobs though, for the time. Also, what about Duke Nukem 3D? I always remembered that as being my first video game breasts that I’d walk up to and stare at. As she jiggled them in your face. Then blast her and steal her money.

ARSLAN

On May 6, 2011 at 3:13 am

HEY WHAT ABOUT BIKNI KARATE BABE.

ARSLAN

On May 6, 2011 at 3:16 am

if you want to see nipples to then play king of gladiator.
thats kof97′s version.

JacksHouse

On May 6, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Yo, wheres the third sister of fate from God of War 2??? That girl had like 10 boobs.

Unnamed

On May 6, 2011 at 11:57 pm

32 Sonya Blade

misho8723

On May 7, 2011 at 4:10 am

And where are the girls and woman from Vampire: Bloodlines? Man, a list with boobs without such a great girls like Venus, Therese and Jeanette Voerman, Velvet Velour (V.V.), Pisha or Ming-Xiao isn’t complete

Anonymous

On May 10, 2011 at 10:18 am

NOOO what about Moxxi from Borderlands?

michael

On May 25, 2011 at 11:01 am

lol I only made it to tifa and now I’m glad.

cmon GOW

On June 1, 2011 at 3:45 pm

So im sure somebody is wondering the same thing, where are the God Of War boobs??

fff

On June 5, 2011 at 1:30 am

forgot evil creature who is protecting time’s mirrors in god of war II (ps2) when kratos jump into mirror to return past to fight zeus… has someone counted how many boobs this nightmare creature got ?

cls59

On September 2, 2011 at 12:26 am

You totally left out Eva from Metal Gear Solid 3. The first time she unzipped the front of her jumpsuit in a cutscene I thought “man, the developers are trying wayyy too hard” followed by “nice boobs”.

Safety Bathtubs

On December 11, 2011 at 12:14 pm

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bob

On January 12, 2012 at 9:39 pm

ewww!

Foxxy

On January 21, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Anna williams is HOT. And I’m a chick that approves…;)

Lien

On January 23, 2012 at 7:22 am

Did you really have to post 2 people twice? The last 2 were jokes so you had 4 useless entries. Always preferred Nina over Anna but having both would be even better tho. XD I remember that in Trespasser.

fens

On May 31, 2012 at 5:59 pm

I’d like to introduce you to Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair, 1983:

http://www.iphonejd.com/.a/6a010535fde333970c0120a7498173970b-500wi

nobody

On November 23, 2012 at 11:09 pm

WTFH I WANT MORE BRAIN BLEACH!!!!!!
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AND HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH HIDIOUSLY HUGE BOOBS!!!????

Oh, excuse me. I had Caps Lock on.

Grim

On December 3, 2012 at 7:28 am

1st. and 2nd….I am disappointed. :(

will

On March 9, 2013 at 11:42 pm

so sexy

Mogabi

On May 23, 2013 at 8:16 pm

Where the hell is Shahdee from Warrior Within!?

Name*

On November 14, 2013 at 3:49 pm

Did you seriously say Devil May Cry is about killing vampires? Have you even played the games? There isn’t a single vampire in any of them. Just demons.

KeneticaxXx

On March 12, 2014 at 4:25 pm

The humor of the author from this was completely fail. These women in games are sexy because women who are in amazing shape tend to have bodies that would other wise belong to a Goddess. Now with that Boobs are Great and Anime physics clearly state that less is more. This has always been the case. Besides when youre badass you dont NEED all that much armor anyways ^^

Stop hating on the Big Boobied Hotties! This is what US Gamers LOVE

(Now EXCUSE me while I literally never come back to this site again, reassured by blocking it as Id hate to risk giving it another web hit and feed its advertisers.)

Name*

On December 14, 2014 at 6:42 pm

Orchid from Killer Instinct?