The Xbox 360 Towel Fix
There’s an interesting thing about human beings, if they’re happy they keep their mouths shut, if they’re not they tell the world. That’s why it’s so easy to believe that PS3s aren’t selling and every other 360 is a paperweight. I mean everybody’s saying it right? What about the new fix for the dreaded 360 redlights? Seems some jack of all trades has come up with the “Towel fix.” Simply wrap him snug as a bug in a bath towel, and just like a prisoner in a sweatbox, he’ll start doing whatever you want him to. I’m sure this bit of science came from spending too much time with Towlie.