This Black Ops Kill Is the Luckiest Thing Ever (VIDEO)
A couple years ago, I was driving down a five-lane road and pulled an absurd left turn at speed from the far right lane. Naturally, a cop saw me and pulled me over. Oh, crappo, I thought, because I hadn’t paid my insurance and it had run out a couple weeks previous. So the lady cop walks over to my car and lectures me about making ridiculous turns like that, and I show her my expired insurance card, and she called me out on it. I told her I had insurance but I just forgot to start carrying my new card. I managed to get out of this situation because I just so happened to share my birthday with this lady police officer. I am not kidding.
Another time, I went to the kiosk at the movie theater to buy my ticket so I could avoid the line at the box office. I swiped my rewards card and my credit card, and the machine spit out eight free movie passes that I could use on whatever movie I wanted.
What I’m saying is that I’m kinda lucky. But I’m not as lucky as this Black Ops player, who managed to kill a guy by chucking a tomahawk up in the air across the map. See it and believe it.
Activision really oughtta give this guy some pie. I think they can afford it.