This Gaming Station is Definitely Not an Aperture Science Testing Apparatus (But It Is Cool) (PIC)

The MWE Emperor 200 PC work station is curvy, metallic, futuristic and probably awesome. I can see how a commenter on Kotaku’s gallery showing off the station might think that it, like cake and grief counseling, could be a lie.

With three 24-inch LED screens, an ergonomic leather chair and even its own air filtration system, it sounds like the Emperor 200 belongs in an Aperture Science Re-Education and Incentivization Testification Preparation Chamber, where you’re strapped down with your eyelids glued open, brainwashed by images of puppies getting stabbed or something. But it’s not. It’s just a $45,000 gaming rig that helps to minimize your physical movement, all but guaranteeing you do nothing but play Skyrim and The Old Republic until you’re too fat to ever move again.

Perhaps there’s an evil plan involved after all.

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5 Comments on This Gaming Station is Definitely Not an Aperture Science Testing Apparatus (But It Is Cool) (PIC)

jason...duh

On January 25, 2012 at 6:41 pm

They cant make something similar for lower than 45K? lol Really dont need the filtration system.

Mozer

On January 25, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Looks like something a UAV pilot would sit in.

JimsterlingisaFaggot

On January 26, 2012 at 12:41 am

If it does not come with a build in toilet then it should.

Luther

On January 26, 2012 at 9:16 am

I want one, maybe the prototype costs that much?, hopefully mass production would lower it to 600? I could see myself spending $600 for it, nice computer desks are expensive.

I hope they don’t include all the computer hardware, that could explain where there numbers are coming from.

JSchmidt

On March 6, 2012 at 8:26 pm

For 45k it should include a toilet…