This is the Nerdiest Arm on Earth (PIC!)
People got really upset with me when I told everyone about the time I stole some kid’s Pokemon cards and then set them on fire when I was in middle school. I was thinking in the long view, see, and it might just be that by burning those cards I saved that kid from turning into the kind of person who would do something like that which is pictured below. That guy clearly needed someone to burn his Pokemon cards.
What this guy did, apparently, was have subdermal implants placed in his forearm, and then he got Pokeball tattoos on top of the implants so it would look like he has Pokeballs stuck to his arm. Lookit.
Yikes. I would make a joke about how this guy will never get laid, but there are ladies/dudes out there who would have sex with him because of that. Even so, this will certainly appear on our sequel to the ill-advised game tattoos list.