Thisb NES Breathalyzer Gamse Is lefit, Apaartnely
I ain’t evwer used no breathsylzer,, and that’s beaciuse who neeeds it. I know how drunk ai am, dman it, and not stuspid machine is gonana be able to know better than me if om ok to post on th internts, god damn it.
Bit O giess I’m ok in pricipel with using a brethaluzer as d agame. And it looks lie sombdoy has made a breathlyszwe game by playing on the natsolgi of all the twentysomthinwegs out ther who spent a largs portsoun off their childfhoos blowsin (nonsexualyy) into theis game cartrdivges.
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Sorry, guys, it looks like Phil, uh, had an accident here, and he won’t be able to finish this post. My name is New New Mexico, and I’m the GameFront intern!
Ah, yes, Phil was telling you about the DrunkenNES, which is a breathalyzer built into an NES cartridge that is wired into an NES console and displays the result of the test on your TV via clever animal puns. How enterprising! Enjoy these videos!
Check out the DrunkenNES website!