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alright lets get 2 things straight: 1.im not new to anything so dont say im a "noob". 2:dont tic...

31st July 2007 11:07

*pours salt in the open wounds while getting some toothless bum to stretch them open with his sharp,...

4th October 2007 02:10

if grunts breathe in methane then i bet right now i could probly keep the entire grunt populace aliv...

30th September 2007 08:09

*achmed destroys ghandi(?)* guess what was the last thing that went through ghandis mind? his ass...

1st October 2007 04:10

*runs around screaming and waving hands in the air*

2nd October 2007 02:10

in halo 3,you cant stick grunts anymore cause they run after you when you stick'em and blow you up t...

2nd October 2007 02:10

in halo 1 if you stuck them and they started running around,it was very rare that they'd actually bl...

2nd October 2007 05:10

T3h_Sh4d0w_1337;3957178 *shoots you because i was doing that before you even joined these forums*...

3rd October 2007 02:10

*sends micheal jackson after joseph miller(WOOOOOOO)* *micheal kills joseph* *hits nano with a shove...

5th October 2007 02:10

but wouldnt it be funny if their were a grunt and an elite standing around.the elite farts and the g...

29th September 2007 22:09

its just common sense when you throw a grenade to haul it back a little to avoid getting blown up.

5th October 2007 02:10

BMAN1019;3961342T3h, that was just uncalled for. that means you didnt see it comin,right? *bullets...

5th October 2007 02:10

*Rest In Piece*

5th October 2007 02:10

Ha you mispelled "you" so i guess i dont die.(the deadman lives!) *rises out of the grave while a...

5th October 2007 03:10

Unifermius Matty SCA;3651716*Summons moderator to delete thread and end pointless nonsense* boy this...

5th October 2007 06:10

I...will not rest....in peace....*continues to kick his 'big a'* *snaps smedes toothpick hammer in...

6th October 2007 02:10

*isnt affected when kicked in the nades as i have nades of steel* Undertaker:hey shadow, knock-kno...

30th September 2007 07:09

i suppose so.unless your right in the middle of a ctf match.heres the scenario: you get the flag a...

29th September 2007 22:09

never send something back to where its most powerful *obliterates you in the fires of hell* nano wh...

6th October 2007 08:10

*shoots someone...wait,whats that thing with something white on its head?* *ALLAH AKBA* *OH SH-* *BO...

25th September 2007 02:09

Makes Everyone watch The Ring and kills them(in 7 days).... *phone rings*

18th September 2007 02:09

*gets 10,000 sumo wrestlers to sit on wasturr* *calls some french guy to make frog legs of puff dadd...

19th September 2007 02:09

*celebrates by shoving smede back into the cryotube and puts him to sleep for 5 years.

19th September 2007 22:09

*destroys smedes school(YAY!!) then,sends smede to "special school" cause like he said,hes really 's...

21st September 2007 02:09

i met this one noob who couldnt spell vehicle right.it looked like this and i quote:"Undertaker was...

22nd September 2007 04:09