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#1 9 years ago

Hey Gang! Smarmy the Huckster here with some very exciting news for you! No longer will you have to laboriously create the A2 based game mod you want by hand! Never again will you have to spend hours and hours going over each and every line of code or each pixel inside a tga file. Mr. Haney's SureFire SoftWare, in conjunction with TongueInCheek Productions has created a new A2 application so revolutionary, it will change the way you mod A2 - Forever! Yes! I said forever! We call it - INSTA-MOD!

Insta-Mod promises to end your modding woes permanently! For the novice modder as well the expert! Beginners! No more need for learning anything at all about 3dsMax or Milkshape! Just tell Insta-Mod what you want and the job is done! And for you expert modders, no more will you be required to spend any more time doing anything other than coming up with the brilliant concepts you've so laboriously slaved over in the past!

How does Insta-Mod work its magic? Well, we're glad you asked that question! Simply contact your nearest Insta-Mod associate and explain to them what you want in a mod. Our dedicated team of modding professionals gets right to work on fulfilling your desires in a mod. No expense will be spared to ensure that we get it right and get the mod you want sent off to you five seconds before you contacted us. How can we do this? Through the use of special proprietary Federation technology which we've stolen for our own purposes, naturally!

But wait! There's more! Not only will Insta-Mod make modding fun for you again by removing all the messy details about learning sprite coding or play testing a mod, it will also make you much more attractive to the opposite sex. Or the same sex, if you prefer. Heck! Just tell Insta-Mod what you want and it will provide everything you've ever wanted in a serious committed relationship! How's that for a free bonus offer? Beats those extra Ginsu Knives all to Hell, doesn't it?

Insta-Mod really is the answer you've been looking for all along! So stop worrying over not knowing anything at all about Notepad! When someone starts a long technical discussion about Flipbook animations and Alpha channels, just relax and smile like you understand what they are talking about. You can relax, because Insta-Mod is in your corner working for you!

NOTE: Please award yourself five Bonus Points on your final score if you got the Mr. Haney reference.

EXCERPT FROM THE MODDING NEWS - Today at dawn Interpol agents raided a warehouse inside a small Southwest Asian country. Inside the warehouse were fifty people. They were chained to computer desks and all had laptops which were networked to a server farm also located inside the warehouse. All of the laptops had an old PC game which was Star Trek based on them. The owner of the warehouse claimed he leased it to a company known as Insta-Mod. He was detained by the police and questioned until they ascertained he had no knowledge useful or relavant to the investigation. There are no records about this Insta-Mod anywheres on the servers, which intiated a cascading HDD overwrite program upon the Interpol agents attempting to access them without the password protocols. Interpol's Cybercrime unit continues to investigate and follow up leads on the case. More information will be available later as The Modding News follows these breaking events.




Jetfreak

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#2 9 years ago

tldr kthnxbai :)




Intrepid781

I want to be like Revenge

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#3 9 years ago

Say wha? O.o




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#4 9 years ago

I told you to brib the cop first man:D




FallenGraces

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#5 9 years ago

sounds like a "As seen on tv" ad still quiet nice :)




k_merse

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#6 9 years ago

Something whispers me that thunderfoot just lost his mind - or he's about to do something great :D




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#7 9 years ago
k_merse;4831925Something whispers me that thunderfoot just lost his mind - or he's about to do something great :D

Yo, buddy! You are assuming (wrongfully) I ever had a mind to lose in the first place. Surely by now we all know better. :lol: As to doing something great, nope. I'm the wrong guy to count on for greatness. "Barely adequate" I can do with ease. I leave greatness to those who can do so. Such as yourself. Not ever gonna be in the same league as you, modding wise, and there is no shame at all in admitting it publicly.

This was intended as a joke. I was watching one of those damnable Billy Mays infomercials and the post sorta happened. I realize now that it has fallen a little flat and isn't nearly as funny as I thought originally. Although the thought of you thinking I've ever been sane is outrageously hilarious. :rofl:




StarBlade

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#8 9 years ago
thunderfoot006;4832380I was watching one of those damnable Billy Mays infomercials and the post sorta happened.

Ah, see.... there's the problem. You didn't use the word "MIGHTY" anywhere, nor did you scream at us for the entire length of the post!

:Puzzled: Mod-WOW, you'll be saying WOW every time. Are you following me, camera guy?

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#9 9 years ago

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol lol lol lol lol ;) ;)




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#10 9 years ago

This will help me so much, I'm just started using Mods and its still very hard to me. I want to make a new map for the game but don't know how to go about it see, my posting in ST: A2 Mapping for more information. Will this also allow for getting the AI to play the ships that I add to the other races in a campaign (one player) mission?




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