A New Way To Kill? -1 reply

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SeXXXy DBL TAP

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#21 15 years ago

I was thinking more along the lines of throwing it on the enemy but the idea of blasting a buddy is more appealing. Take a copter, parachute to the carrier and detonate next to a helo full of bad guys - nice! ***On a side note - To the spookes over at the NSA that are monitoring this topic; we are talking about a video game NOT REAL WORLD CIRCUMSTANCES. Please dont call your buddies at the CIA Travel agency to book us a one-way flight to Sudan to 'fill out a questionaire...'




schoolkid

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#22 15 years ago
First be a Special Forces guy for any army (I think you may know where this is going), then find a vehicle--probably one without anyone else in it-- then plaster it with C4, drive it near any enemy, hop out, and BOOM!!!

Yeesh, people have been doing that since BF1942..... you had to be good though, or else the expack would fall off your jeep. (Now it sticks.) It's really awesome if you get out in time and live.....

Why would you shout Jihad? I mean all your screaming is "HOLY WAR!" that doesnt make contextual sense............hmmmmmmmm

It's a stereotypical comment slightly racist but funny nonetheless.

***On a side note - To the spookes over at the NSA that are monitoring this topic; we are talking about a video game NOT REAL WORLD CIRCUMSTANCES. Please dont call your buddies at the CIA Travel agency to book us a one-way flight to Sudan to 'fill out a questionaire...'

*Somewhere in a hidden base 60 miles underground........

Mysterious Agent 1: He's just saying that so we don't suspect him.

Mysterious Agent 2: Won't work. I want to know his IP address, his home address, his phone number, his favorite flavor of ice cream.

Mysterious Agent 1: (types something in computer) Done.

Mysterious Agent 2: Good. Now call our buddies at the CIA Travel Agency and ask them to give him a visit.

Mysterious Agent 1: (Gives evil cackle) Way ahead of you. (Calls CIA) We've got a winner here... won an all-expenses paid trip to Sudan. Gets to stay at our special.... five star hotel..... permanently.

CIA dude: muahahahaha




Crazy Wolf Advanced Member

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#23 15 years ago

Whew, glad I didn't post that^.^