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Jak vara svensk.

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#1 13 years ago

I was being commander at a ranked server that wasnt actually lagging eekx.gif and doing relly good actually since i had 23 kills thanks to the artillery and UAV. But teamwork and total points were at minus because my teammates were very persistent on trying to fly using my artillery shells and thus i got kicked by the server. Whats the matter with these people? Cant they see the large blinking artillery with a shiny red cirkle around marking were its gonna blow? btw i have figured out why bf2 lags so much: lag means team in swedish and since bf2 produced by swedish dice is so based on teams=lag (sorry i just had to get that one out yeltongue.gif)


From the van down by the river

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#2 13 years ago

i know what you mean that happened to me today on fusche pass


I'm way cooler than n0e (who isn't though?)

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#3 13 years ago

that always happens to me, the game is alreadsy infested with large amounts of underage players who punish you for no reason, you get plenty of warning for when artillery fires. lol lag = team lol thats a good one. can be quite true but.


You're in my Crosshairs...

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#4 13 years ago

Sometimes I think i'm the only person on my team that team that see the huge blinking red cicle?! Some retards go and hide under a porch or something to hide, like thats gonna stop the shrapnel, :0wned:

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#5 13 years ago

Well I guess you will have to be more careful about what you are doing. As commander you will have to use your skillful forsight to pulverize the enemy in advance of your troops maybe well before they get there if need be.


Here & There

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#6 13 years ago

Yeah, whenever I'm a commander, I'll only shell those areas that have less than 2 or three teammates within running distance... Too many bad experiences...

Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#7 13 years ago

The "best" is when a squad leader calls for artillery and then goes running with his entire squad where he asked it for, and then kicks you. :Puzzled:


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#8 13 years ago
Ensign RilesThe "best" is when a squad leader calls for artillery and then goes running with his entire squad where he asked it for, and then kicks you. :Puzzled:


I play commander all the time, and I feel your pain. No matter how hard you try to be safe, there's always some gomer in a dune buggy (usually with 2 passengers) that races from halfway across the map and enters your (apparantly unnoticeable) [COLOR=Red]FLASHING RED HOTZONE[/COLOR] and punishes you for your obviously intentional TK. And of course it's not one of those time delayed default punishes, it's of the obvious insta-punish variety.

But, there are the rare occasions where a squad will wait in the safe zone and then pounce on the softened target as soon as the artillery stops. Those are the servers you hate to leave... :nodding:



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#9 13 years ago

I won't play commander. Let's see.

-Called mutiny when you haven't been commander for more than a minute. -Ppl run into your artillery even though it was a good distance from them. -Getting punished for their idiocy afterwards. -Call for attacks and defends all over map and not a single squad follows it. -3/4 of those squads are 1 or 2 men ones. -Call for supply drop, whenI send it they just drive/walk off without even using it. -Nothing ever gets repaired. -So I have to use a supply crate of my own to fix it, to which I get bitched at and called a stat whore for doing. -Getting artilleried by the other commander because you are hiding off by yuorself and he knows its you. -Can't select all squads at once. (Or can you? If you can I have yet to figurew it out. -I can't find an equipment health status bar anywhere. Commanding sucks ass.


The mullet has you

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#10 13 years ago

TOO MUCH LAG = for mange lag ?? mwohahahahah nei nå må jeg ut å sole meg