On the 12th day of BF2 EA gave to me...
12 overpowered aircraft 11 orange name exploiters 10 minutes to connect to the account server! 9 minute map load times! 8 underpowered AA guns! 7 useless shotguns! 6 Anti-tank whores! 5 Noob commanders! 4 crappy unlocks! 3 servers that don't suck! 2-hundred and eighty mb patch! And not a drop of blood to make up for anything!
Thanks a whole lot, EA! Merry Christmas! I hope you choke and die!
hehehe innovative. I like it but its not all that bad ;) Its still really funny though :D
Whats with the orange name thing anyway? I've seen it a couple of times, but how is it that people do that? Does it give them any special abilities, or is it just an annoying way of them "proving" their "leetness?"
Airborne_SniperWhats with the orange name thing anyway? I've seen it a couple of times, but how is it that people do that? Does it give them any special abilities, or is it just an annoying way of them "proving" their "leetness?"
It gives them the special ability to be annoying.
I'm not usually a fan of redone christmas themes but this was pretty dern funny. I agree about the blood, it would sort of make up for the aggravation factor.:smokin:
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27th January 2004
:lol: Nice one.
Orange name exploit makes it impossible to know what team the person that was killed on was on. It may do other things I dont know.
hehe, i like it.
Ea didn't make it .. They published it. We are sick of hearing about it. Put your complaints to good use like the rest of the whiners and get the game changed even more. 12 overpowered aircraft: You obviously haven't seen what a chopper with armament like this can do... it is right on par 11 orange name exploiters: Who cares. If the admin doesn't do something. Find another server. lol 10 minutes to connect to the account server!: takes 2 min tops ( for most). Guess you had this in the wrong place. 9 minute map load times!: takes three min tops ( for most). Guess this too was in the wrong place. 8 underpowered AA guns!: I whole heartedly agree here. So what do they do ... Lighten the armament on the choppers making them tuna cans. 7 useless shotguns!: original unlock ? I do fine with it, as do most that use it. 6 Anti-tank whores!: ohhhh so now the folks who play a certain class are " whores" what's next ? We start calling people that play medics and supply personel " stat and point whores" cause they leave packs all over the field to get their points? Or maybe cause people use C4 to blow your tank, they are spec whores ? man oh man ...... 5 Noob commanders!: Everyone is new once, i am sure you just jumped right into the game knowing allllll the latest and greates ways to be a 4 star general ... way to go General Eisenhower. 4 crappy unlocks!: Meh ... don't know. Been playing it since day of release and i have yet to get one. I will let you know later. 3 servers that don't suck!: find another server. thousands out there. 2-hundred and eighty mb patch!: yes .. this sucks to be sure. And not a drop of blood to make up for anything!: want blood ? play somethign else. It doesn't have blood so it could be marketed to the masses, and the Countries that don't allow it. You're stuck. All in all i thought it was funny ... ;)
Is it just me or do all the admins around here fanatic EA defenders :P And when I say overpowered aircraft, unless you have mobile AA or AA missles, you cant shoot down a jet. They are just too good!
well, alert me when the next terrorist takes down a F22 with an ak47, k? :D