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GenRommel

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#1 12 years ago

I know everyone has a few of these that they use with their friends and such, so I’m starting a thread where everyone can post them for everyone else to read!

Enjoy!

You know you’ve played too much BF2 when...

• You jump off something and try to press your ‘9' key. • You start jumping around madly when you see a cop walk by. • You think that most assault rifle’s effective range is ½ of a block. • You think if someone pulls a pistol on you, you can run away because takes 8 hits to kill unless it’s a head-shoot (where it is 2.) • You plaster your friend’s house with C4 because you think FF is off and buildings are indestructible. • Someone asks you who the pope is, and you say, “I don’t know, I just hate nade spamers!” • You wonder why US troops in Iraq don’t C4 jump to get on top of buildings. • You think that not as many troops would be dying if the US would just get more shock-Paddles. • You call the “Axis of Evil” the “MEC” • You say, the US can’t be taking attrition in Iraq, they have all the CPs! • You think Boot Camp consists of giving troops a ‘z’ key and teaching them to press it as soon as they see the enemy, because whoever gets to prone first wins, right? • You think the reason that US troops don’t see the insurgents is because they are glitching. • You wonder why the Republican Guard didn’t beat the US, because the Republican Guard had more tanks, and the T-90 and M1 have the same stats, right? • You try to explain to your friend that the US only has 8 vehicles in it’s arsenal. • You think the only reason the Allies won at Normandy is because MG s overheat in ~6 seconds. • You get searched by airport security because someone heard you playing MEC on your laptop. • You wonder why pistols aren’t allowed on planes, knifes are better, right? • Your neighbor calls the cops on you because they heard you arguing with your friend about what gun to use, the AK101 or L85A1. • you start yelling about cheaters and glitches in your sleep. • You try too press ‘space bar’ when you jump over something. • someone makes a mistake and you call them a noob. • You start to throwing first aid kits at people and saying “Get first aid, here!” • Someone falls over, you run over to them, try to take out your shock paddles and yell “Clear!” • You get hurt and yell “Medic!” • You run up to someone and drop a nade at their feet and don’t bother to run because all that matters is that kill. • You think “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight” should be “Don’t bring a gun to a knife fight.” • You hate BF2 but can’t stop playing it because you want your next unlock. • The only tool in your garage is a monkey wrench. • You buy a new comp so you can change the graphic settings from medium to high. • You fail your pilot licence test because you were trying to evade the guy taking off after you and trying to shoot-off flares. • You answer you phone with “Ten-Four?” or “Roger?” • Someone asks you a question and the answer is no, you say “Negative” “No • Your thirsty and you say “I’m bingo on drinko.” • Your getting a snack for your friend and you say, “Get gruel, here!” • You though and you say “a ball and say “Frag out!” • There is a huge crowd and you can barely move, you say “GOD D@MN LAG!!!!” • You call security checkpoints “Verifying Client Data.” • You say “Wait! I’m loading!” Instead of , “Wait, I’m thinking!” • You try to get into your car by saying “E...E...E...E!!” • You try to drive with W, A, S, D instead of the wheel and peddles. • You think the US Army should utilize bunny hopping. • You actually know the difference between patch 1.4 and 1.41. • You play Project Reality more than Vanilla BF2. • You say BF1942 is the best yet mostly play BF2. • You actually have time to think of this kind of thing. • You start a forum thread about how unrealistic BF2 is. • You start calling you friends by their rank/ screen name in BF2.

That’s what I can think of for now, please post any that you know or can think of here.




UGSAce

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#2 12 years ago

I'm gonna make this a news post




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#3 12 years ago

* Yo go back to BF42 and wonder where the invisible support soldier is when you stand next to an ammobox




GenRommel

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#4 12 years ago

Wow, thanks for making it news, I didn't think it was wourthy of that.

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#5 12 years ago

Umm just a reccommendation: Why don't you make it one of those "500 symptoms of playing to much BF2" threads. By numbering them the responces can be referenced and may make more sense.




GenRommel

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#6 12 years ago

I didn't think of useing Numbers, but I can change it if you want...

This would be 47 (plus any other posted after this) symptoms of playing BF2: 1. You jump off something and try to press your ‘9' key. 2. You start jumping around madly when you see a cop walk by. 3. You think that most assault rifle’s effective range is ½ of a block. 4. You think if someone pulls a pistol on you, you can run away because it takes 8 hits to kill unless it’s a head-shoot (where it is 2.) 5. You plaster your friend’s house with C4 because you think FF is off and buildings are indestructible. 6. Someone asks you who the pope is, and you say, “I don’t know, I just hate nade spamers!” 7. You wonder why US troops in Iraq don’t C4 jump to get on top of buildings. 8. You think that not as many troops would be dying if the US would just get more shock- Paddles. 9. You call the “Axis of Evil” the “MEC” 10. You say, the US can’t be taking attrition in Iraq, they have all the CPs! 11. You think Boot Camp consists of giving troops a ‘z’ key and teaching them to press it as soon as they see the enemy, because whoever gets to prone first wins, right? 12. You think the reason that US troops don’t see the insurgents is because they are glitching. 13. You wonder why the Republican Guard didn’t beat the US, because the Republican Guard had more tanks, and the T-90 and M1 have the same stats, right? 14. You try to explain to your friend that the US only has 8 vehicles in it’s arsenal. 15. You think the only reason the Allies won at Normandy is because MG s overheat in ~6 seconds. 16. You get searched by airport security because someone heard you playing MEC on your laptop. 17. You wonder why pistols aren’t allowed on planes, knifes are better, right? 18. Your neighbor calls the cops on you because they heard you arguing with your friend about what gun to use, the AK101 or L85A1. 19. you start yelling about cheaters and glitches in your sleep. 20. You try too press ‘space bar’ when you jump over something. 21. someone makes a mistake and you call them a noob. 22. You start to throwing first aid kits at people and saying “Get first aid, here!” 23. Someone falls over, you run over to them, try to take out your shock paddles and yell “Clear!” 24. You get hurt and yell “Medic!” 25. You run up to someone and drop a nade at their feet and don’t bother to run because all that matters is that kill. 26. You think “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight” should be “Don’t bring a gun to a knife fight.” 27. You hate BF2 but can’t stop playing it because you want your next unlock. 28. The only tool in your garage is a monkey wrench. 29. You buy a new comp so you can change the graphic settings from medium to high. 30. You fail your pilot licence test because you were trying to evade the guy taking off after you and trying to shoot-off flares. 31. You answer you phone with “Ten-Four?” or “Roger?” 32. Someone asks you a question and the answer is no, you say “Negative” “No 33. Your thirsty and you say “I’m bingo on drinko.” 34. Your getting a snack for your friend and you say, “Get gruel, here!” 35. You though and you say “a ball and say “Frag out!” 36. There is a huge crowd and you can barely move, you say “GOD D@MN LAG!!!!” 37. You call security checkpoints “Verifying Client Data.” 38. You say “Wait! I’m loading!” Instead of , “Wait, I’m thinking!” 39. You try to get into your car by saying “E...E...E...E!!” 40. You try to drive with W, A, S, D instead of the wheel and peddles. 41. You think the US Army should utilize bunny hopping. 42. You actually know the difference between patch 1.4 and 1.41. 43. You play Project Reality more than Vanilla BF2. 44. You say BF1942 is the best yet mostly play BF2. 45. You actually have time to think of this kind of thing. 46. You start a forum thread about how unrealistic BF2 is. 47. You start calling you friends by their rank/ screen name in BF2.




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#7 12 years ago

48. You don't want to join the army because youre afraid you might lag out. 49. You think you can jump of a two story building and a parachute will save you. 50. You are constantly looking for your squadmates.




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#8 12 years ago

51. You wonder if if would be fun for BF2 to be real.




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#9 12 years ago

52. You join the army and say it's unrealistic.




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#10 12 years ago

Sry for dobble post, but " 35. You though and you say “a ball and say “Frag out!”"

is suposed to be:

"35. You throw a ball and say "Frag out!""