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Dr Zoidberg

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#1 14 years ago

somthing funny of a web site...

Lord of the Thing The Fellowship of the Thing

It all started long ago when souron created the thing to rule over all things. But things did not go according to plan. Souron was killed and his thing was stolen. But then over a few hundred years the thing came to a Hobo named Bobble Haggins. And so that is where are story begins. The sound went running all through criyer. Rudolf has returned! It was The Fro. He had told everyone including his friends Spam, Harry, and Pimple. When Roudolf got into The Fro's Hobo hole he said, I just met Jell-o on the road to Ravenhall. He told me to be carful old men were chasing him. He thought they were after his thing. The Fro looked scared, and said, you mean the thing that no one knows about except you and me. Yes that thing. I tried to take it from him but he wouldn't let me. So then when he was picking his nose I bent down and grabbed it. Now I am giving it to you. You must hide it. But where? Try in the Freezer. Good idea, no old men will find it there. One whole year had passed since Roudolf had last returned. Once he got in The Fro's Hobo hole he went straight to the freezer. The Fro gave him a odd look. He said, um what are you doing. Roudolf gave him the thing and said, throw it in the fire. Why? Just do it. Ok pull it out now, said Roudolf. Do you see writing. No, said The Fro. Wait, here is some words, but I can't read them. That because is pelvish. It say's, One thing to rule them all, One thing to find them, One thing to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. That is just two verses of a pelvish lore. Three for the Pelvish kings when they are not High, Seven for the Morph-Lords in there malls of stone, Nine for the old men already dead, One for the Dork-Lord on his Dork Throne, In the land of Doordor where the shadows die, One thing to rule them all, One thing to find them, One thing to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the land of Doordor where the shadows die.

Roudolf what does this mean? This is the one thing. The thing of power. You must go to Doordor and destroy it. Why do I need to go to Doordor. Moron haven't you been listening it is the one place it can be destroyed. Oh. Clip, clip, clip. The Fro do you here that. Yes I do. Its coming from the window. Well Duh. I go investigate says Roudolf. (He walks over to the window and with his broomstick in hand pulls out a person.) Go back from were you came from demon. Roudolf, Roudolf o Roudolf. What is it. That’s just Spam, my gardener. O well anyway he can come too. Spam says go were. To the fires of Doordor! O that sounds fun. I definatly go... This is as far as I can take you, said Roudolf. I will meet you in the Ravenhall. I wish you luck Fro and Spam. O and Spam promise me, I say promise you will not let the Fro get hurt. I will. Now I am off to Ravenhall... (Roudolf quietly rides away.) The Fro and Spam then start walking. This has been a very weird day says Spam. I know says the Fro. 1 hour later Spam stops and says Mr. Fro I can't go anay father. Why? This will be the farest I have every been from home. Then Fro says, come on you were the one who wanted to come along anayway. Oh ya lets keep going then. Then at the tower of Isenglarg, we again see Roudlouf. He is talking Sourmon. Then out of nowhere a fight breaksout. What a sceen it was old men atacking eachother with brooms. Sourmon threw Roudlouf to the top of the tower where he sat and sat and sat. Now we come to the Fro and Spam, Spam is shouting at the top of his lungs that this is the farthst he has ever been from home and wont go any father. Then out of nowhere the Fro gives Spam a Mega Wedgie. Spam agrees that they should press on. Then another surprize the Fro's good friends Jerry and Pimpin jump out. to be continued...




Sarrow

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#2 14 years ago

:lol:nice little funny find:lol: Wonder what Aeg would think?




L337-Fu

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#3 14 years ago

LOL. On a slightly similiar note, Spamwise, anyone?




Dr Zoidberg

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#4 14 years ago

who knows maybe hel look at this thread tomarrow

man spoofing is fun... :nodding:




qotsa

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#5 14 years ago

they shouldn't make a spoof on lotr..thats disgusting




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#6 14 years ago

it's hilarious, what site is it from?????




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#7 14 years ago
qotsathey shouldn't make a spoof on lotr..thats disgusting

Hey it's just funny to see people come up with these kinds of things sometimes.




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#8 14 years ago

Yeah some are rrreaaaaaaalllllyyyyy stupid. But some can be funny.




qotsa

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#9 14 years ago

yeah it is funny..but still lotr is the best ever..so they shouldn't make fun of it