7th March 2003
Kay: Human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it? -Men in Black-
"An elf go underground where a dwarf dare not? Oh... I'd never hear the end of it!" -Gimli "A wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to." -Gandalf --Lord of the Rings-- "First, learn to use this... *taps forhead* and then, I shall teach ya... to use this *lifts sword*." - William's Uncle "Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live."
"Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!" -William Wallace to Scottish Soldiers --Braveheart-- "If you find you're on your own, riding through green fields with the sun on your face, do not be afraid; for you're in Elysium and you're already dead!" -Maximus "What we do in life echoes in eternity." --Gladiator-- Those are a few I can think of for now
7th March 2003
JB: Do you expect me to talk? Goldfinger: NO, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE! -Goldfinger-
"And there was much rejoicing." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"We have ridden the lengths and bredths of the land, in search of the finest knights in Britain! May we speak with your Lord and Master?" "What - ridden on a horse?" "Yes, we have ridden since the snows covered this land. Through the Kingdom of Mercia, through-" "You're using coconuts!" "So?" "You're using two empty halves of coconuts and your bangin' em together!" "Look, may we please speak with your Lord and Master?!" "Where'd you get the coconuts?" "We found them!" "In Mercia? The coconuts tropical!" "The swallow may fly south in the sun, or the housemarton may seek warmer climbs in winter, yet these are not strangers in our lands!" "Are you suggestin' coconuts migrate?" "Not at all! They could be carried." "What, a swallow carrying a coconut?" "It could grip it by the husk!" "It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!" "It doesn't matter!" "No look, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow must beat its wings forty-three times every second. Am I right?" "I'm interested!" "Am I right?" -Another soldier joins the conversation- "It could be carried by an African swallow!" "Oh an African swallow may be, but not European swallow, thats my point." "Oh yeah, I agree with that." "Look, may I please speak with-" "Wait a minute, suppose two swallows carried it together carried it together!" -Arthur trots off- "No, no... they'd have to have it on a line." "Well, simple! They could use a stran of tree bark." "What, held under the dorsel-guided feathers?" "Well why not?" It may not be entirely accurate, but what the hell, lol
"Remember, with great power comes great responsibility." --Spiderman "Some good decisions, if made for the wrong reasons, can be wrong decisions." --Pirates of the Carabean (sp??)
Heh, I love this thread. "But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?" -Tommy DeVito, Good Fellas "Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains, like wind, in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West, behind the hills, into shadow..." -King Theoden, LotR: Two Towers "If we can avoid any female advice, we oughtta be able to get outta here." -Han Solo, Star Wars
A new sense of nuisance.
8th December 2003
L337-Fu"Are you suggestin' coconuts migrate?"
THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE ONE, it still makes me cry laughing when i hear that... Also my favorite is scene about the Witch and the peasants.... now that is funny...
when the knight said
"And what do you burn apart from witches?"
and the other man said
"Don't say that master. you're the closest thing I have to a father" "Then why don't you liten to me?" Ep. 2 :)
"Who dares has the strength to face the armies of both Sorumon and Souron" -Sorumon The TT