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Dreadnought[DK] Advanced Member

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#41 16 years ago

CENTURION: What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'? BRIAN: It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'. CENTURION: No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on! BRIAN: Aah! CENTURION: Come on! BRIAN: 'R-- Romanus'? CENTURION: Goes like...? BRIAN: 'Annus'? CENTURION: Vocative plural of 'annus' is...? BRIAN: Eh. 'Anni'? CENTURION: 'Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'? BRIAN: 'Go'. Let-- CENTURION: Conjugate the verb 'to go'. BRIAN: Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'. CENTURION: So 'eunt' is...? BRIAN: Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'. CENTURION: But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...? BRIAN: The... imperative! CENTURION: Which is...? BRIAN: Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'! CENTURION: How many Romans? BRIAN: Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'. CENTURION: 'Ite'. BRIAN: Ah. Eh. CENTURION: 'Domus'? BRIAN: Eh. CENTURION: Nominative? BRIAN: Oh. CENTURION: 'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy? BRIAN: Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah! CENTURION: Except that 'domus' takes the...? BRIAN: The locative, sir! CENTURION: Which is...?! BRIAN: 'Domum'. CENTURION: 'Domum'. BRIAN: Aaah! Ah. CENTURION: 'Um'. Understand? BRIAN: Yes, sir. CENTURION: Now, write it out a hundred times. BRIAN: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. CENTURION: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off. BRIAN: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir! Oh.

I actually had a Latin teacher who thought in this way... :lol:




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#42 16 years ago

"Oh Bobby Knight your here too?" "Yeah its my first day." "Really mine too, so uhh you working on the old anger problem?" "Anger? This isn't sexahollics aynonimous?" "No" "Well the hell with this i'm going home!!!" --Anger Management "WOW BINGO, LUNCHBREAK, OH LOOK JACKPOT!!!" "Hey heres a choclate milk." "Geez houser, this is four months old." "Hey this keyboards got a computer, eh, I don't know how to work i though." "Hey move over let me try." "Oh yeah mister wizard over here." "Let me try i'm a genius" "Whatch this" *Plays Great White North ring" "Ha, that songs making em' fight eh." --Strange Brew "I got bad news those jewish guy down at the cinigoug just said we flunked the exam!" "HUH!?!" "Those asholes must've stolen the wrong fucking exam!" "Oh shit look what just creaped in." "Well, well well looks like somebody forgot there was a rule against ahcoholic beverges on campus." "Have you boys looked at your exam scores lately?" "IT STINKS!" "Well we were thinking that are midterm grades would really help us out." "HA!" "Laugh all you want because this fertenity house has been on double-secret-probation since the start of the second term." "Uhh, double-secret-probation?" "Yeah it means one more slip, just one, and you'll be out of this college faster than shit through a gouse." "Well that was exicting" "We gotta do something were on double-secret-probation whatever that is" "You know what we gotta do." "Toga party" "Oh Otter please no" "You heard him he's gonna bust us no matter what so why don't we just have a good time?" "TOGA, TOGA, TOGA!" --Animal House "It's Mega Maid... shes went from suck to blow..." --SpaceBalls: The Movie "So what are you gonna do moter head those cops took your lisence, they got your name your address..." "Not my address, I put down 1060 West Addison" "1060 West Addison?" "Wriggly Field." "Tell me a little bit a about this keyboard Ray." "Ahh, you have a good eye my friend, thats the best keyboard in the city of Chicago, I'll even throw in the black key for free." "How much?" "Ten Thousand for this chunk of shit, come on Ray." -- The Blues Brothers




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#43 16 years ago
[color=black]Pippin: It's working! [/color]
[color=black]Merry: I know it's working. Run! [/color]



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#44 16 years ago

Yeepeekayyeah, ************. -Die Hard-




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#45 16 years ago
'Dreadnought[DK']Yeepeekayyeah, ************. -Die Hard-

that, by-far, is one of the best quotes ever :D

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#46 16 years ago

I pronounce it yippi-kai-yay :) But yeah that is a cool quote and a great movie.




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#47 16 years ago

Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

- Holy Grail




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#48 16 years ago

James Bond: What would I ever do without you? Miss Moneypenny: As far as I can remember, James, you've never had me. GoldenEye




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#49 16 years ago

"Is that Boris??" -Snatch "They can take our land, but not are freedom!!" -Braveheart "You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together...And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh**, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig.'" -Brick Top, Snatch "Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man." -Godfather




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#50 16 years ago

Henry Hill: [narrating] Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even enough to pay for the coffin.