"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - Patton "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." - Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia
"Pink isnt well he stayed back at the hotel" The Wall - 1982 "And Yes, my hair is a flame" Little Nickey "My Bubbles" Finding Nemo
"Knock Knock"---"Whose there?"---"Go fuck yourself!"---Catch Me If You Can I know i've heard some good ones, im just too lazy to think of some right now :uhm:
"Mr Ness, I do not approve of your methods!" "Yeah, well your not from Chicago." - The Untouchables "They're not gonna catch us! We're on a mission from God!" - The Blues Brothers
President of Novistrana
19th January 2003
Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] ] Put it away, son. Its not worth you getting beat again. Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you. Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
lol i love that one. :D
Your one UGLY mother fucker
Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!
Mayor: I don't want to have any more trouble like you had last year in the Filmore District, understand? That's my policy. Harry: "Yeah, well when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard that's my policy. Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that? Harry: "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."
-Both are from Dirty Harry
15th January 2004
'I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.' -- The Narrator, Fight Club 'I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.' -- Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs Bridget: 'I used to want to be just like you. Well, now I am you.' Ginger: 'I know you are, but what am I?' --Ginger Snaps 'Say what again! I dare you, I double-dare you motherf*ker, say what again!' --Jules, Pulp Fiction 'If I wanted to get even, I'd have to kill you, go upstairs, kill little Nikki, and wait for the good Dr. Bell to come home, and kill him. That'd be even, that'd be about square.' --The Bride, Kill Bill vol. 1 'I want some more.' --Claudia, Interview With the Vampire Brian: 'You are al individuals!' Crowd (as one): 'Yes, we are all individuals!' Guy in crowd: 'I'm not...' --The Life of Brian Donnie: 'Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?' Frank: 'Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?' --Donnie Darko that's all i can think of right now....
"good luck with the nipple rubbing" "I dont need luck..... Im goooood" - little nicky