"You little maggot, you make we wanna vomit!" "You owe me for ONE jelly donut!" "I'll be watchin' you" Full Metal Jacket
"Laugh it up fuzzball"
SW V:Empire Strikes Back
7th March 2003
"The name's Bruce!" - Finding Nemo
"liscence and registration... CHICKEN FUCKERS! BUCKAW!" super troopers "i'll tell you what i'd do if i had a million dollars... two chicks at the same time..." office space
quite possibly the 2 greatest movies of all time...
15th January 2004
Bill: 'Pai Mei taught you the five-point-palm exploding heart technique?!? Why did'nt you tell me?' The Bride: 'I don't know. I guess I'm a bad person.' Bill: No, you're a wonderful person. You're my favourite person. But sometimes, you can be a real cunt.' --- Kill Bill vol. 2
The Bride: 'what did you say to Pai Mei to make him rip your eye out?' Elle: 'I called him a miserable old fool.' The Bride: 'Oooh, bad idea...' Elle: 'You know what I did back? I killed that miserable old fool.' --Kill Bill vol. 2
Richie: 'I SAW HIM MOUTH TO THE COP ''HELP US!!!'' ' Clerk: 'I DID NOT MOUTH ''HELP US''!!!' --From Dusk till Dawn
'As I walked upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish, I wish he'd go away' ----Identity
'Wrists are for girls. I'm slitting my throat.' -- Ginger, Ginger Snaps
15th January 2004
Satanico Pandemonium: 'I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me, you'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood, you'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.' Seth: 'No thanks, I've already had a wife.' Kate: 'Where are you taking us?' Richie: 'Mexico.' Kate: 'What's in Mexico?' Richie: 'Mexicans.' Richie: 'How's your hand, Rich?" It hurts like a fucking son of a bitch, thanks for asking, Seth! Kate: 'Are you okay?' Seth: 'I'm peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster. Except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.' Seth: 'So what are you Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or are you a mean motherfucking servant of God?' Jacob: I'm a mean m... m... servant of God!' Sex Machine: 'He ain't your brother no more.' Seth: 'Well, that's a matter of opinion and I don't give a fuck about yours.' Seth: 'Alright vampire killers, let's kill some fucking vampires.' Seth: 'Did she die instantly?' Jacob: 'No. She was trapped in the wreck for about six hours before she passed on.' Seth:'Wheeeew... those Acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?' Jacob: 'Yes they do.' ----From Dusk till Dawn
"How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? ...Did they hear me?"
"Sir, you can't park here! You have to move your car!" "Why not? Is this not a resonable place to park?" "Park?!" You're in the middle of the sidewalk!"
"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:'I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.' Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!'" "Did you say something?" "'Hm? Nevermind. It's your turn to drive.' No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough."
They're all from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", the craziest movie ever.
"nothing is written" -Lawrence of Arabia
SUPERTROOPERS: Cheif: Sorry about the de-lousing, it's standard procedure. Farva: It's powdered sugar. Cheif: Yeah, the lice hate the sugar, they- Farva: It's delicious
bugs bunny:(after the wb watertower falls on the car of the woman he's fishing) Hey wadda ya know i found nemo -Looney tunes back in action Tony montana:Why dont you try stickin your head up your ass see if it fits -scarface Jay:Motha Motha fock motha motha fock fock fock fock fock motha motha fuck -jay and silent bob strike back