A good one from a bad movie
Assumption is the mother of all $#%^ -up's
Under Seige 2.
thats one of my fav quotes sorry :) hope no one is offended
15th January 2004
Mr. Orange: 'He cut the cop's ear off and he as gonna set fire to him!' Nice Guy Eddie: 'Who? This cop?' *shoots the cop* ---Reservoir Dogs
Yolanda: 'I love you Pumpkin.' Ringo: 'And i love you Honey Bunny. OK, EVERYBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A ROBBERY!' Yolanda: 'IF ANY ONE OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE, THEN I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU!' ---Pulp Fiction
Jules: 'Ezekiel 25:17? The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER, THOSE WHO ATEMPT TO POISON AND DESTROY MY BROTHERS! AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!' --Pulp Fiction
15th January 2004
Virgil: 'Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change.' --True Romance
"Silly rabbit" Kill Bill-Vol.1
"Civilization and syphilization have advanced together." professor van hellsing - Bram Stoker's Dracula "It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it. Your mother had it comming. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it... I'll be waiting. the bride to Vernita Greens daughter - Kill Bill Vol. 1
"Skal vi ikke bare tage ned til grillen?"
Robert Hansen i alle hans film.
7th March 2003
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH he's here!!!
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. " -Fightclub ________________________________________________________ "Conner MacManus: Jesus! He brought a six-shooter! Murphy MacManus: There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man? " -Boondock Saints
Bullet Tooth Tony: "So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls." Vinny: "These are your last words, so make them a prayer." Bullet Tooth Tony: "Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off." ____ Snatch
Walter Sobchak: "OVER THE LINE!"
Walter Sobchak: "I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul."
Smokey: "Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude."
Walter Sobchak: "Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame."
Smokey: "Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude."
Walter Sobchak: "Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
The Dude: "Walter, ya know, its Smokey, so his foot slipped over the line a little, big deal."
Walter Sobchak: "Dude, this is a league game, the winner of this gets to progress into the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?"
Smokey: "Yeah but I wasn't over."
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] "Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain."
Smokey: "Yeah but..."
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] "A world of pain."
Smokey: "Dude, could you..."
The Dude: "Jesus Walter, you bring a fucking gun bowling?"
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] "Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more?"
Smokey: "Yeah but..."
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] "You think i'm fucking around? I'm not fucking around!" [points gun in Smokey's face] "Mark it zero! Fucking mark it zero."
The Dude: "They're calling the cops, man."
Smokey: "Alright, its fucking zero. Are you happy now you crazy fuck?"
Walter Sobchak: "...Its a league game Smokey... " ____ The Big Lebowski