"Good,Bad, I'm the guy with a gun"-Ash from Army of Darkness
"Oh God!!!" "Smith will suffice"-Bane and Agent Smith from The Matrix:Reloaded
[Watching a cartoon.] Stanley Spadowski: "Watch out, Mr. Coyote! ...Aww."
Bob: How could you do this to me? I knew this was gonna happen! George Newman: You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in. Go ahead. Really! Just BASH my head right in! Bob: George, you know I can't do that. You still owe me 5 bucks
Kuni: You took the box! Let's see what in the box! [box is opened] Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing!! Stupid!! You're so stupid!!!
George Newman: Don't worry, Bob. It's just like working in a fish-market. Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day.
your a funney guy.
"And he piled upon the whales white hum, a sum of all the rage and hate, had his chest been a cannon he would have shot his heart upon him" Captain Picard quoting Moby **** (Not funny, just I like it!)
Moby Richard then!!!!
"to be or not to be" Khan just before kirk blows him up.
Kirk: Spock, where the hell's the power you promised me? Spock: One damn minute, Admiral!
Star Trek IV: The Voyage home.
scooty: "i know this ship like the back of my hand." he walks into a overhead beam and nocks himself out.
Agent K:(After he loses his memory)Whats that? Agent J:The Denuralizer it can transfer your thoughts that you have lost back into your memory.....(forgot the rest.) Agent K: Great whats that Agent J: The Denuralizer it tran-(sigh)
(Agent K opens locker at train station and little furry guys are in there with K's watch, the watch counts down the time till the earth blows up or something)Furry Things:All hail K, All hail K, Oh K can you see- AgEntK:Just give me the watch. Furry Things: Before you go want to enjoy free entertainment in the back!(The Furry Things walk into a striper club) Agent J:errr..No Thanks-Slam!! The locker closes Agent J:Wait heres another watch for you guys.
Agent J on a subway with a 50ft worm trying to eat the subway.
Agent J:Excuse me people we have a bug in the electrical system.(Repeats 2 times) The people on the subway just sit there. The worm bites the back part of the train off,the people run. Agent J:Oh now y'all runnin.
Thats only three i hav like 100 more but my fingers hurt.
Sulu: Traget that eplosion and fire! Star Trek 6
"i think...... i just shat myself" -fat man (Mr. Deeds)
"HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED" - micheal palin (Monty Python + Holy grail)
"Don't tell me my buisness devil woman!!" -Old guy (Billy Madison)