Topic for the incompetent FH players! -1 reply

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Kingrudolf

Fan FH Mapper

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#1 15 years ago

Ok, let's start class..

"Where are the crosshairs? Why did they remove them damnit!?"

-Just switch the camera view once and your problem is solved.

"How do you deploy the 88!!"

-Use the up and down keys m'boy.

"Where are the parachutes, I can't bail out anymore!?"

-You need to pick up the Pilot kit near the airfield to get a parachute.

"Why don't the tanks do any damage??"

-Because you can't aim (yet) ya n00b. Everyone needs to gain their experience at one point.

"FH lags like a biatch this sucks!!"

-Decrease your sound quality. Or get rid of that 56k modem ma' man.

"Why is everyone on Eastern maps TK-ing so much!?"

-I know the Axis and Soviets have similar outfits. I guess you never really took notice of the minimap.

"Where is the KingTiger??!!"

-You need to defeat the level boss first and then save the princess. Then go to the secret cave and use the chrystal key to unlock secret lava tunnel. It's right there, I swear.

"The planes suck butt, can't even hit the church in the city area!"

-Hey, this ain't Vanilla chap. Now go change your dipers.




Blistex

Been here longer than you!

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#2 15 years ago

"I keep hitting tanks with the 88 but they don't explode"

- RTFM! The 88's have 2 types of ammunition, HE and AP. You can switch between the two by using the turn keys for the tank/ships (left and right).




Kingrudolf

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#3 15 years ago

Or..

"Tanks shoot totally off aim! Wtf is up with that?"

-Well that's because of the short barrel. Try aiming a bit higher each time.

"I cannot man the artillery batterie on Omaha beach!?"

-We know. We don't know why.

"Where is the tractor??!"

-It's in the barn. Next to the plough."

"The rifles suck! I can't kill anyone with it!!"

If he's moving at a distance, try shooting a bit ahead of him. And don't expect a person to die immediately when he gets shot in the arm or leg. Duh.




Count Nosferatu

The Count Stalks...

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#4 15 years ago

The best answer to all these questions would be: Format c: /y Cancel AOL subscription...




Nijo

The Internet ends at GF

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#5 15 years ago

What a friendly topic.

Im sure every new FH player will feel adressed by the word "incompetent".




ASSKICK

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#6 15 years ago
Kingrudolf "Where is the KingTiger??!!" -You need to defeat the level boss first and then save the princess. Then go to the secret cave and use the chrystal key to unlock secret lava tunnel. It's right there, I swear.

HAHAHA!!! lol :p just a question 'bout the 88's, do you see the difference when switching the amo type???




The Jackalx2k

FHmod Developer

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#7 15 years ago
Count NosferatuThe best answer to all these questions would be: Format c: /y Cancel AOL subscription...

hahahahahahah. That one made me giggle. The one about the King tiger as well. harrrr




Dee-Jaý

Always 1 point ahead of you

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17th February 2004

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#8 15 years ago

Make this a sticky... ...or maybe not, people tend to ignore the sticky threads...




Roger Waters

Crash hates me. :( >:(

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#9 15 years ago

why isent this sticky




[3Rb]RudeRogo

Polska Walczaca

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#10 15 years ago

because you cant spell