I didn't make it!
DEPARTMENT OF BATTLEFIELD 2 HEADQUARTERS, THE LAST STAND 184.108.40.206:16567 HEZBOLLAH FORT TLS, USA
PUBLIC NOTICE: ENLISTMENT ORDERS FROM: THE LAST STAND DATE: XXSEPXX TO: ELIGIBLE RECRUITS THEATRE: BF2, BF1942, WOW
Listen up! The Last Stand is looking for killers to join us in Battlefield 2. You think you have what it takes? We will see about that! Eligible recruits must have no mercy, no conscience and a taste for blood.
We don't take just anybody! Recruits must be over 18 because your mommy isn't here to hold your hand!
|TLS| is recruiting for all positions to kick some asz. We currently have a special interest in finding a jet ace. You crash your plane, we will give you another one! Join now to compete in the 3FL Season for BF2. Oh yeah, we like to compete!
* Unlimited Ammo * Plenty of moving targets * Room for promotion in the clan * Travel to exotic locations * Teammates that are fun to go to war with * Pay (well, the pay sux!)
Win or lose, our main condition for victory is to have fun. If you fail to do that, we've lost the war. We are not looking for crying keyboard breakers who whine about getting killed! No free hankies!
All new recruits are hereby ordered to report to our recruiting forum at http://www.clantls.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=6. Don't be shy! Make a post! Further orders will follow by private message. Dismissed!