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Aurora-[NZ]

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#1 15 years ago

Hey guys, doesnt seem to be too much chatter about HL2 ATM, and im bored so iv got a few things that i look foward to in HL2 (and a bit of humour:lol: ) that im gonna share with yis.... BTW I EXPECT FEEDBACK!!!! lol, nah just wanna hear your views too. Im also asuming youve all seen the vids too..... Ok in my boring job today i randomly thought of hl2 and how cool i want it to be. Ill paint a picture for you all that made me laugh out loud. Your running down a lonely street, when all of a sudden 'BOOM!' the wall in front of you explodes, and through it crashes n ant lion gaurd and a few minions ready to charge. You take aim with your PDW and fire off 10 rounds and 'CLICK' "Ahhh crap, freeman thinks too himself, im outta ammo, ok its either the crowbar or manipulator.... hmmmm." A very worried looking freeman is left standing close to a ready-to-charge ant lion bull when all of a sudden 2 scientists come running down a path to his right yelling 'Strider'. A now panic stricken freeman, turns to barney and asks for his gun. "Hey, catch me later ill buy you a beer" he replies.... He turns and stops one of the scientists and asks for his gun. "Im going to stay here, and wait for my collegues the stupid egg head replies" Freeman now a little pissed off, puts away his crowbar, and cracks out his manipulator (anti grav gun thing) and aims it at the egg head. "No, no what are you doing!?" the scientist screams. The prongs on the manipulator are opend and the scientists has been caught by the field, "Put me down this instan...... Ahhhhh....." His voice fades as he is launched 30 feet into the air, misses the ant lion gaurd and is smashed into a brick wall. Barney pulls out his 9mm and says "Hey, whadda you want on your tombston..... Ahhhhh" SPLAT! as a now mutilated barney comes to rest at the foot of a building, the ant lion gaurd turns and charges...... Yea im not great and writing stories, but man, that would be fun launching live scientist into brick walls! lol what do you guys look foward to the most? (im looking foward to everything :lol: :lol: ) Haha sorry it was so long....




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#2 15 years ago
Nik1818Hey guys, doesnt seem to be too much chatter about HL2 ATM, and im bored so iv got a few things that i look foward to in HL2 (and a bit of humour:lol: ) that im gonna share with yis.... BTW I EXPECT FEEDBACK!!!! lol, nah just wanna hear your views too. Im also asuming youve all seen the vids too..... Ok in my boring job today i randomly thought of hl2 and how cool i want it to be. Ill paint a picture for you all that made me laugh out loud. Your running down a lonely street, when all of a sudden 'BOOM!' the wall in front of you explodes, and through it crashes n ant lion gaurd and a few minions ready to charge. You take aim with your PDW and fire off 10 rounds and 'CLICK' "Ahhh crap, freeman thinks too himself, im outta ammo, ok its either the crowbar or manipulator.... hmmmm." A very worried looking freeman is left standing close to a ready-to-charge ant lion bull when all of a sudden 2 scientists come running down a path to his right yelling 'Strider'. A now panic stricken freeman, turns to barney and asks for his gun. "Hey, catch me later ill buy you a beer" he replies.... He turns and stops one of the scientists and asks for his gun. "Im going to stay here, and wait for my collegues the stupid egg head replies" Freeman now a little pissed off, puts away his crowbar, and cracks out his manipulator (anti grav gun thing) and aims it at the egg head. "No, no what are you doing!?" the scientist screams. The prongs on the manipulator are opend and the scientists has been caught by the field, "Put me down this instan...... Ahhhhh....." His voice fades as he is launched 30 feet into the air, misses the ant lion gaurd and is smashed into a brick wall. Barney pulls out his 9mm and says "Hey, whadda you want on your tombston..... Ahhhhh" SPLAT! as a now mutilated barney comes to rest at the foot of a building, the ant lion gaurd turns and charges...... Yea im not great and writing stories, but man, that would be fun launching live scientist into brick walls! lol what do you guys look foward to the most? (im looking foward to everything :lol: :lol: ) Haha sorry it was so long....

Sweet, but ill say more tomorrow




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#3 15 years ago

lol thats funny. I look forward to everything in HL2 :D.




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#4 15 years ago

OMG!!! I never even though of launching living people with the Manipulator!!! *Ponders* LMAO! That would be hilarious. (annoying TV commercial voiceover) "Old sofa still out on the lawn? Can't find time to shift that wrecked car from the driveway? Scientists constantly screaming and asking complex questions? Well, now there's an easy solution. Pop into your nearest experimantal lab and pick up a Manipulator Gun today! FREE! Just pick up those problems (literally) and launch them out of your life! Up, up and away!" (TV gets launched out of window with Manipulator Gun)




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#5 15 years ago

HAHAHA THATS FUNNY! iv created a monster.....:smokin: Lets keep the humour comin! ok i got another one....

You walk up to that scientist that says "oh do be careful" when u know the Monitor over (in the video) and um..... LAUNCH HIM! INTO A STRIDER! HA ha heh ho.... ohhh that was weak.... lol keep the ideas comin, but yea i look foward to everything




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#6 15 years ago

Totaly :).




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#7 15 years ago

Im really looking foward to the physics system aye. But i doubt itl run on my system to the full extent. 1gig ddr, p4 2.6ghz, and fx5600. I just wanna know, rite now, is the Radeon9800xt/pro the best vid card out at the moment?

lol, i rekon itl be cool trying out all the ways you can smash zombie bodies with the manipulator. BTW Has any 1 got any REALLY COOL hl2 pages i can visit? Plz answer about the vid card.




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#8 15 years ago

Nik1818Im really looking foward to the physics system aye. But i doubt itl run on my system to the full extent. 1gig ddr, p4 2.6ghz, and fx5600. I just wanna know, rite now, is the Radeon9800xt/pro the best vid card out at the moment?

lol, i rekon itl be cool trying out all the ways you can smash zombie bodies with the manipulator. BTW Has any 1 got any REALLY COOL hl2 pages i can visit? Plz answer about the vid card.

Yes, the XT is the best out. BUT NOW LETS TRY NOT TO INCLUDE ANY OF THESE WORDS IN THIS THREAD: Specs, Ghz, megs, mobo, card, "my computer has this".

Thank you. :lol:

I really want to see the phys system too. I also want to see the storyline, graphics, interaction, MP, mods, and everything else!




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#9 15 years ago

Oh oh oh and you know what else would be funny?

(1) Launching 1 live scientist... INTO ANOTHER! DUDE! (2)Stacking a big pile of crates or sumthing making it sky high and then put a scientist on top. And then.... make it fall over! HA!




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#10 15 years ago

HaHaHa.

(An example of a limitless supply of ammo) A Strider and a few Ant Lions are attacking you and a group of Resistance in the streets of C-17. As your buddies get hacked down one by one you are picking them up and hurling them back at your enemy. Nearby, a sqaud of Combine soldiers rush towards the comotion in an APC or Tram or some other vehicle.

"Ooooh!" you say.

You pick up the vehicle and launch it at the Strider. It smashes into its head, sending combine troops and parts of the vehicle flying everywhere. The strider topples on top of the Ant Lions and your buddies (oops). Now your platoon is dead and three more striders are coming towards the noise you made. Still, all is good because now the corpses are limitless. Charging up the gravity gun you smile to yourself as you look over to a large pile of explosive barrels.

"Bring it on!" you scream...