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Urbanebula

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#311 14 years ago

Ah! It's back. In that case i guess I'll start writing them again to. I'll pass the time while we wait.




JamesWalkden

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#312 14 years ago

I would manipulate the G-Man with the manipulator, after all the time he has been manipulating Gordon Freeman to do his bidding all the time.




Aurora-[NZ]

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#313 14 years ago

Very good lingo. Very good. Make a very funny one if you want. I love the funny ones, i think urban and myself pwn in the HL2 funnies industry.




Apok

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#314 14 years ago

.....yeah, mmhmm....:cort:




Aurora-[NZ]

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#315 14 years ago
Apok.....yeah, mmhmm....:cort:

Hey! You bastard! **Adds 5 warning points to apok** Heh nah :lol:




Lingo

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#316 14 years ago

"G..Gordon? Gordon Freeman?"

Gordon stared curiously up at the old man. He squinted back. Suddenly, all at once memories came flooding back. Black Mesa, the Border World, the Government Man.

Scared by the sudden shock of memories, Gordon scrambled away from the trap door, into the darkness.

"Gordon! Get up here."

suddenly, Gordon felt something breathing extremely heavily at his feet. Without thinking, he kicked the creature and clammered out of the trap door.

-#-

"Damn Gregth.." the houndeye thought to itself. "I was content staying in the fields on Xedth.

"Hmm?" Something was moving in the darkness, the houndeye squinted it's many eyes, concentrating it's small ammount of energy on night-vision. Accomplishing it's task, it saw something it had never seen before, a human!

"Mabye it's wounded.." Working up some form of bravery, the Houndeye begun to shuffle over to the strange creature, but before it could make it light flooded through the roof above it. Assesing the situation, the houndeye decided to stay as still as possible, having used most of it's energy on enhancing its sight. Then, the human started crawling straight for it! Frozen with fear, the houndeye started to breath heavily. It was contemplating running when something struck it soundly on the side of it's head.

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"Quick, this way!" Gordon was being led through an old hallway, and into a long-since destroyed kitchen. Panting lightly, the familiar man shot Gordon another disbelieving gaze.

"I don't believe it. How on earth did you get down there? What do you mean you don't remember? What? It's me, Kleiner! Yes, Thats right."

Kleiner walked casualy toward the window, pushed the old curtain aside and peered outside.

"We're not safe here, I hid here when the invasion begun. No, we cannot talk about that here, there are soldiers closing in on the village as we speak. I live not to far from here. Hurry, This way!"

Kleiner and Gordon headed into a bathroom, which was remarkably large for such a small house. Kleiner ran hastily up to the toilet. "Quick, help me push, Gordon!" noticing Gordons queer look Kleiner yelled "NOW!" Gordon casualy walked over to Kleiner, and slowly pushing him aside got into position and pushed the side of the tiolet bowel. With a loud scraping sound the toilet was pushed out of the way, revealing a small tunnel, just big enough for a man to crawl through.

"Veterans first" Kleiner said with a large smile. Looking over his shoulder, Gordon Knelt down and crawled slowly into darkness.

chappie 2!!

funny aye? i shall try :D im afraid of humilating myself haha!




*Soviet.Power

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#317 14 years ago

You get the Gold package from Steam. Its a word document. You think. . . . hmmm, wierd. . . you open the word document and read the text. "Instructions for getting Half-Life 2. 1) Get off your chair you lazy tw@, stop bothering us at steam with your damn downloads!! Can't you be bothered to go and buy the damn thing??!!??!!! 2) Find your wallet. 3) Walk to your door. 4) Open the door and walk outside. 5) Go into your nearest game store. 6) Pick up a copy of Half-Life 2. 7) Go to the counter. 8) Exchange your copy with some money. 9) Go home. 10) Play the game. Now how much easier was that, rather than waiting for a download?" You say to yourself: "bummer".




Lingo

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#318 14 years ago

i got up to step 8, then realised i didnt have what it takes to get the gold package :)




Lingo

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#319 14 years ago

"quick, this way!"

gordon and barney were running down an abandoned street, antlions hot on their trail.

suddenly, Gordon slipped over some zombie goo, and landed with a loud *THUD*

Barney stopped and threw his head back in laughter.

"haha! what a show!"

angry, Gordon shot up and shoved some pheremones down barneys throat, and waited for the 'real' show to start

;) funny? prolly not hehe..




wiggleworm

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#320 14 years ago

My first piece of HL2 fan fiction, hope you enjoy it!

Alyx and Gordon are in Kleiner's lab waiting for Eli's return.

He should've been back ages ago Gordon! I'm worried, he's the only thing I have in the world apart from you. I love him, I don't want to lose him. Could you please go out and look for him?

Gordon nodded solemnly

Thankyou Gordon, but don't be too long otherwise I'll worry about you!

It was past curfew and Gordon was risking his life just by leaving the lab. He made his way slowly to the waterfront. He was going to take his buggy but it was too loud, so he decided to walk and look for Eli. He checked all the usual places, the pier, the other lab. Even the old house he had been told about. Eli was nowhere to be seen. It was dark and Gordon was worried, he quickened his pace to try and find Eli.

All of a sudden he noticed something, a searchlight had momentarily lit up something on the floor close by. He walked over. He groaned unhappily and slumped down by the object. It was Eli's wooden leg.

Gordon got up and started to make his way back to the lab to give Alyx the bad news. A scream rang out in the darkness, it was Eli.

Gordon ran in the direction of the scream only to find Eli being chased by a pack of zombies. Eli had lost his leg and was hopping only a few feet in front of the ravenous pack. One dived towards Eli and grabbed his other leg......to be continued.

Did you like that? Comments are welcome and if you want, I'll write the next chapter.