My first World War thoughts,and theories
What we do know is that Germany didnt start the first world war, it was the serb nationalist. Who in 1914 assinated he Archduke of the Austro-Hungarian empire, along with his wife. So the Austo-Hungarian empire declares war on Serbia, who has a defence pact made with Russia, who inturn had a pact with france,who inturn had a pact with Britian. So at this point Germany thinks oh shit were dumasses,so they get the Ottoman empire to back them up, on teh mid-east sidee. Now the whole European continent is like wtf?, and everyone starts launching offensives all at once and nobodies thinking about defence. Now from what I remember about the conflict germany was kicking some ass,France was fumbling their forces around,and the Russians are like AGHHHH Motherland!!!, holy shit runaway, teh gots newbcannons! As for Britian well they are somewhere in France, we can safely assume this and they are representing west sidee. So about when all this is going on the machine gun was still fairly new and new weapons had been introduced into modern warfare. Now unfortunately everyone was still thinking about the old ways of fighting lines and columns, stuff that will probally get you mushroom slapped pretty quickly. So nobody thinks about this and starts rushing each other,falling back, and finally come to the conclusion that it's total shit sandwich and they only tasted the first bit and are coming back for seconds. Lets divert though from the land war, and turn our attention to the sea, where the germans are always making mistakes as usual. They sunk a ship with Americans onboard not once, but twice they were warned, but did it a again! How in the hell is that possible, but continuing on the Americans enter the war,using french machine guns,and french gas masks. This had disaster written all over it, but nobody saw this and countless people died for a stupid belief that if an american machine which at the time was the bar gun. Fell into german hands that it was so superior that the germans would copy it, and use it to their advantage. Well this never happened and we used the french nick named chocho gun, its heavy will break your cheek bone, and no two are exactly alike. I could go on, but lets continue hmmm lets skip ahead cause there is a huge stalemate going on, and people kepp getting mowed down for simple yards and feet of infertile,bodie,bullet filled earth. Ok so now the Germans,and Austro-Hungarians get it through their heads we are doomed, now the Ottoman empire decided to quit in some point in the war, and finally realized that they were getting nothing out of it. So they are willing to surrender, yay!! everyone rejoices the American and allied nations make plans to strip germanies colonies,and split up the Austro-Hungarian empire. Though wait its not happy ending yet, the head spokesmen for the allied side for a cease fire was french, which had lost his home and two sons in the war. So very pissed frenchmen, well he wants germany to suffer, and stalls the cease fire causing hundreds if not thousands of lives, for his own revenge. This is why we celebrate veterans day november 11 instead of the 9th like it was supposed to be. Well anyway, the rest of the story is common knowledge germany lost territory and blah blah blah.
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