"I hate people who want to know about my personal life.
"Some of my favorite things, by no coincidence, include stalking people who want to know about me and stabbing them in their sleep. Or waking hours. Which ever is more convenient...for me.
"Many of my hobbies and interests include decorating my house with the corpses of intrusive and voyueristically-deprived freaks who read about me. I also like to sometimes tear of their face and iron it to my T-Shirts. Sometimes I sell them too.
"My favorite quote is, 'WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU WANT KNOW ABOUT ME!!!! AHHHH!!!!!'
"You must agree.. it's very refreshing, I try to get my dosage of it as often as possible."
a....a....a 0?!? no way! how does that happen?
Well, I remember some of things the teacher put where things like.. how I used the word "Hell" in it. She told me it was a swear word. Personally, I had no idea that Hell was ever a swear word. I think that any word that is in the dictionary is not a swear word. Also, my friend Kyle told me that he used "swear" words through-out all of his essay and didn't get ANY points deducted off his essay.
Also, one thing she added at the bottom of the essay was "You wasted your time writing this, and I wasted my time grading this." Or SOMETHING like that. I really want to respond to her with something like, "I think that this whole essay was a big waste of time all together."
One more thing, I feel that I should get praised for my creative writing skillz, instead of being marked down. I'm sure that my essay was A LOT more interesting than someone who talked about how they like to get straight A's, clean their room, and wash their grandmother's hair.
Well, I'll use this experience as a lesson of life: never try to be creative/sarcastic/entaining in anyway. Be as dull and boring as humanly possible in every aspect of life.
I'm still trying to figure out why I got a freaking zero on the paper, though. Sure, I argue with the teacher. Sure, I correct her when she's wrong. But, a teacher should NEVER play favorites. And as far as favorites go, I know I'm NEVER a teacher's favorite.
But, I still haven't solved the greatest mystery of life: Why the Metriods in Metriod Prime take the stairs when they can fly.
I HATE MY TEACHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even though one of my teahcers is my step dad i still hate them all them they make my brain hurt
I don't hate ALL of my teachers... just my English and Communication Skills teachers. They're all bitches!
Die, die, die..
When I was in High School I used to have an english comp teacher that looked like Mr. Furley and The Grinch all rolled into one...LOL EDIT: I also had this teacher once that put me in the in school suspension because I was acting out in class so he said, but in the write up he put that "Jason is basically acting like an asshole" so I put on my paper that "no, your the asshole" and I was the one who got into trouble, sorry ############s, I think teachers should get a life, most of them are there just cause they hav eno real life and they want to control someone elses, and they dont have the guts to do it to someone that is their own age, I HATE ALL OF THEM.....bastards, I dont think you did anything wrong Covin, and that biatchh should go to hell, ok I am done now, sorry for the sweearing I am on some wiked narcotics, dr prescribed of course
omg this is too funny.
Sounds like Nukem is a drugy.