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AzH

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#21 16 years ago

yeah, i know. Netaineet is my bitch now.




Nateanite

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#22 16 years ago

OK, It's way to long to post and way to confusing, basiclly AzH likes tapeing people getting spanked with paddles, and him and FT have something going on.




AzH

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#23 16 years ago
NateaniteOK, It's way to long to post and way to confusing, basiclly AzH likes tapeing people getting spanked with paddles, and him and FT have something going on.

hmm.. fantasising out loud again i see.... keep your perverted, twisted homo-erotic crap to yourself or do i have to come over there and bitch slap you?

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Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station 40 klicks away.

Yo momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:

"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

Yo momma's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

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Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

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Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo momma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

you want some more bitch ass f00? or do ya give up?

AzH :p




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#24 16 years ago

wow




Lyon

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#25 16 years ago

My jokes! I posted them in off topic in bf1942 forums a while back. HISS




AzH

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#26 16 years ago

wow? me takes on ALL comers..... ')




AzH

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#27 16 years ago
'ZeRo[UK']My jokes! I posted them in off topic in bf1942 forums a while back. HISS

your jokes!?

bitch-ass f00. i'll PiMP Sm4ck ya for that.

AzH




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#28 15 years ago

[color=black]BumpY-BUMP-BUMP OF ALL BUMPITY SPAMMING IN DA BUMPING BUMPIVERSE KNOWN TO BUMPERS!!![/color]




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#29 15 years ago

Oh you fucking retard. Do you remember why you got perma banned the last time you were here?




BK898

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#30 15 years ago

Scuba you're the 'tardiest 'tard of 'tards.