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TheRealTwitchy

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#1 14 years ago

A never before seen look into the world of the undead... I was killing zombies the other day with a chainsaw, and I found a PDA inside one. It had an general e-mail in it from Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, to "All Employees". It was as follows... Dear valued Employee, Here at HellCorp, we value the safety of all employees. Therefore I have personally put together a list of tatics to keep you safe when invading other dimensions! 1) Hide in broom closets whenever possible! No matter how many demons come out of a closet at a marine, he will NEVER expect another to come out of another closet! 2) Charge directly at the enemy! That way, you can kill them while they are busy soiling their pants! 3) Always stand as near to an explosive barrel as possible! It offers the maxiumum protection from those dastardly space marines! 4) Attack from above and behind as often as possible! The enemy will never expect to be flanked, no matter how many years of experience they have! 5) Never sneak around! The more noise you make, the more likely it is that the enemy will flee! 6) Attack the enemy from behind crates and holes in the floor! The Enemy will never expect it! Follow these simple rules, and you will never be shot, blasted, exploded, fried, hacked to pieces, or beaten to death with a flashlight! Good luck! Lucifer "Jimbo" Smith, PoD If anyone finds any more of these PDAs, please share, I am very interested to learn more of zombie tactics.




Der Sturmbannführer

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#2 14 years ago

i had found sumten about tips for doing rituals or what not, like how to draw pentagrams properly and what not...




TheRealTwitchy

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#3 14 years ago

I'm tellin ya, people just don't realize that monsters have needs too! How could they possibly remember all the door codes in Hell!? They need to borrow each other's PDA's and solve a series of annoying puzzles just to get to work every day! If demons weren't trying to kill me, I would just hug them! Poor guys. 'cept for the cherubs. I hate babies. I chainsaw them. Of course, I chainsaw EVERYTHING. I hug the fat zombies. They are soooooooo cute! Adorable! Also, the skeleton men are adoreable too! Soooo cute! I almost feel bad when I kill them. Kinda makes me wonder how they bleed when they are skeletons. Must be marrow.




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#4 14 years ago
Panzer - SSi had found sumten about tips for doing rituals or what not, like how to draw pentagrams properly and what not...

I saw that too. It was on a video machine, right? With the "download to PDA" option? That was weird. I never saw a "outside in" pentagram before, and what's the difference between "from left to right" and the opposite? lol.




Μαjïç MushrøøM

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#5 14 years ago

I tend to highly question whether this is in the game, but then again the developers did include a PDA hidden in hell as well, containing all of their emails to the fans.




S7ATiC

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#6 14 years ago

Cool stuff. Damn babies. Now how come EVERY zombie doesn't have a PDA? The IT guys of hell must be slack as hell. I am now officially offering my IT services to Jimbo, aka Mr. Lucifer Smith.

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Magic_Mushroom: TheRealTwitchy is jesting, the PDA he speaks of is not in the game.



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#7 14 years ago

Did anyone manage to make the monsters fight themselves in the Doom 1 and 2 style? It's easier on Imps, though I made an Arch Vile fight its own summoned monsters... :p




Party_Pooper

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#8 14 years ago

Yeah, still is fun to do... :p




Μαjïç MushrøøM

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#9 14 years ago

Yes, I do believe I have made such happen once or twice...