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Old1

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#1 7 years ago

:uhm: I don't know if any of you have noticed but EAW and FOC are not very realistic in my opinion. For instance you see people die on the battlefield but there is no blood anywhere. Also in both games there are practically no women around. The only once that come to mind are princess Leia, Mon Mothma for the rebels and one or two more for the empire. I'd love to see a more realistic mod for a change although that may not be playable for people under the age of 18. Cause if the mod is more realistic you can also expect people out in the field on a picnic doing it with eachother. You know a bit x-rated. Would be funny though, i think.:uhm:




D3matt

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#2 7 years ago

... Wut?




VFrieden

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#3 7 years ago
D3matt;5539284... Wut?

If the mod is more realistic, you can expect to see people out in a field, on a picnic, doing it with each other.


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D3matt

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#4 7 years ago
Hah!;5539297If the mod is more realistic, you can expect to see people out in a field, on a picnic, doing it with each other.

ITT: Star wars becomes a porn flick.:smokin:




Old1

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#5 7 years ago

Not necesarilly cause lets face it the people in EAW and FOC are so small that i doubt very much if you would see some special parts if you know what i mean.

D3matt;5539312ITT: Star wars becomes a porn flick.:smokin:

What about the Blood, even in Age of Empires part 2 you can see blood so why not here ? O and a pornflick of Star Wars has already been made years ago. At least i think i saw one and i was disgusted by that. I also saw porn flicks of Lord of the Rings and Star Trek and they too disgusted me. I even recall the titels of all 3 if you like to know.




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#6 7 years ago

:wtf:




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#7 7 years ago
Old1;5539709Not necesarilly cause lets face it the people in EAW and FOC are so small that i doubt very much if you would see some special parts if you know what i mean.

There would be nothing left to see. Darth Vader's Force grip is more effective at shrinking the genitals than an overdose of steroids. Stormtroopers probably ask Vader for the "treatment" anyway. There armor is pretty restrictive if you know what I mean.

What about the Blood, even in Age of Empires part 2 you can see blood so why not here ?

It's been a long time since I played, but I seem to recall that most infantry weapons were variations of the blaster. I don't think blasters cause bleeding wounds. Like lightsabers I believe they cauterize the wouds.

O and a pornflick of Star Wars has already been made years ago. At least i think i saw one and i was disgusted by that. I also saw porn flicks of Lord of the Rings and Star Trek and they too disgusted me. I even recall the titels of all 3 if you like to know.

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#8 7 years ago

I know someone who would like the titles...




Old1

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#9 7 years ago
Obankobi;5540478I know someone who would like the titles...

I am being serious but the titles, i don't know if i am allowed to put them into this site where everyone including people who are to young can see them. Okay i'll take the risk although i fear that i might be expelled for this. Sex Wars for Star Wars Sex Trek for Star Trek Lord of the Strings for Lord of the Rings.




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#10 7 years ago

I don't believe he is doubting you. He's referring to a member on these forums who likes posting funny and perverted (rated PG) Star Trek and Star Wars images.

http://forums.filefront.com/spam-forum/387006-perv-nightclub.html

That thread has many examples.