What a steaming pile of Bandtha Poodoo
A new sense of nuisance.
8th December 2003
:ditto: That movie is the worst movie ever :barf: , With that piece of shit Colin Ferrel as the Late homosexual Alexander The Great... Thanks a lot Colin! You fucking ruined the sterotype of Alexander! FUCK YOU COLIN! :furious:
I'm way cooler than n0e (who isn't though?)
14th April 2004
i heard it was very bad, i thought of seeing it , but now i wont
Go get some food instead. The WORST movie this year. ( Not enough hot man-on-man sex scenes JK)
A revew by me: "A whimsical, homoerotic coming of age story of a sexually confused and frustrated Macedonian boy, who has later has sex with boys, women and older guys. To add some action to the 3 1/2 hour movie, 2 battle scenes were added, with lots of sexy sweaty men in loin cloths "sticking" each other with their big "swords". This movie will be enjoyed by men who like little boys, and women who like to watch gay porn."
I haven't seen it, but it seems to me the movie falls into the usual trap of modern interpretations of sexuality. Back in those days people didn't fall under the category of "gay" or "straight", for most of history it's been reasonably commonplace for what we'd now term "a bit of gay action on the side". The idea that Alexander was sexually confused is absolutely ridiculous.
i think i'll watch it when it comes on cable later. When I saw the preview, I thought, well Colin Farrel looks better with dark hair in the movie 'SWAT' :giggle:
The movie is toooooooooooo long. I cant even see it today since I have to do my science project. Ill see it next saturday though.
on the matter of alexander being sexually confused, he may well have been. I watched that special on him on the History Channel and they said that he might have done some gay shit with his best friend. However, its not a proven fact, just a theory.
Anyway, the movie sucks balls and completely ruins the story. I knew once I saw that Angelina Jolie or watever the fuck her name is was in it that it was gonna suck. How bout a little less gayness and more conquering the world?
Im so sick of Hollywood ruining history.
Care to re-read my post?