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What are these damn animals?

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#1 16 years ago

Ok, pretty simple, post your favorite TV show quotes here, ill start. From Futurama- "If I dont make it, tell my wife 'Hello.'" The leader of the neutral ppl

Master of Reality

I'm lying when I say trust me

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8th June 2004

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#2 16 years ago

"Dark and disturbed? His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal. I convinced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier. That's how disturbed I am! If you want disturbed, that's disturbed! You can't find sickness like that anywhere. You think sickness like that grows on trees? Nobody is sicker than me, nobody. He's pretending, I'm the genuine article." - Seinfeld




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#3 16 years ago

"Is poop-face hyphenated?" - Corner Gas


Trust me, I'm a Doctor

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#4 16 years ago

"you know that we come in peace stuff....Bite Me!!!" - Stargate SG-1

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AzH owns my ass

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#5 16 years ago

anybody that would ruin a beutiful car like this with a color like that outta have his a$$hole removed. clint eastwood - the rookie f*** me, he went out with a bang...and a whimper. can't remember the actors name - the hitman


The Supernatural cannot wait.

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#6 16 years ago

"Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson.

"You've got him uh, set on uh, constant sarcasm, and you're gonna want to have him on random. Pretty much, I think" - Crow from MST3k

[hearing a door closing] "That was the sound of the director giving up and leaving. " - Crow

[during a short on General Motors] "This is a rebuttal to "Roger and Me". - Tom Servo from MST3k

"I'm a scientist, I don't think, I observe." - Dr.Forrester from MST3k

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#7 16 years ago

Sailor:'You courtiers... you're nothing better than lap-dogs to a slip of a girl!' Blackadder: 'Well I'd rather be a lap-dog to a 'slip of a girl' than a... a.. GIT!' --Blackadder 2 'I, on the other hand, have a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, a degree from the University of Life, and a gold star from the Playschool of Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Me.' --Blackadder Goes Forth


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#8 16 years ago

Blackadder is funny, especially Blackadder Goes Forth

"Can you take the wheel a minuet? I need to scratch myself in two places at once." - Homer Simpson

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Stuff is Cool

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#9 16 years ago

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer Simpson

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#10 16 years ago

[color=blue][/color][color=blue]Oh why hello mister Griffen. HIGHHIGNA![/color]