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#1 13 years ago

Twins Carly and Nick Jones (played by Cuthbert and One Tree Hill heartthrob Chad Michael Murray)--with Carly being the pretty, goal-oriented "good" twin and Nick the sullen, brooding "bad" one-- are road tripping to catch the big college game. Along for the ride are Carly's beau Wade (Gilmore Girls' Jared Padelecki), mini-cam-obsessed Dalton (Jon Abrahams), sports fan Blake (Robert Ri'chard) and his maybe-preggers girlfriend Paige (Paris Hilton, in her first major acting role--unless you count certain portions of her infamous sex video). The requisite car trouble ultimately leads them to a requisitely isolated Iowa town where they must seek help from the requisitely creepy locals. Dominating the town is the House of Wax, a paraffin-filled museum which doesn't just feature amazing wax likenesses of people and objects: the whole place is made out of wax, walls and all. This despite being constructed over a fiery furnace used for…well, these films aren't about logic, are they? Throw in the requisite twisted, menacing, blood-lusting boogeyman--but wait! Let's have TWO bad guys! And make them twins! (Did I mention the script was written by Chad and Carey Hayes, who happen to be twin brothers?) Cut to the running and the chasing and the cinematic carnage, the corpses turned into those impossibly lifelike wax figurines, the curvy Cuthbert in a white tank top and the impossibly big, drippy finale and call it a day. This is just a messy pile of waxy build-up that'll take an extra-long Q-Tip to clean out of your brain.




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#2 13 years ago

I saw this movie, and it was pretty good. Not anything like the original, but that can be good or bad, depending on your likeness of the original movie and this one:uhm:




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#3 13 years ago

This kid is just copying movie reviews from other websiotes and pasting here.




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#4 13 years ago

Paris Hilton is in House of Wax, it can't be good. Mack




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#5 13 years ago

i would see the movie , i wouldnt miss a movie in which paris hilton is tortured and killed a dream come true :p




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#6 13 years ago
Mack1988Paris Hilton is in House of Wax, it can't be good. Mack

Ditto. She's spoiled talentless trash...




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#7 13 years ago
yod@i would see the movie , i wouldnt miss a movie in which paris hilton is tortured and killed a dream come true :p

haha, its just her showing off the one thing she didn't show in her other "movie", which is her screaming.




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#8 13 years ago
jeffbrakDitto. She's spoiled talentless trash...

She managed to spoil her own hardcore porn film. You better believe she's talentless.




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#9 13 years ago

I saw house of wax it's okay but i like the one made in the 1930's i think it's much better. i wish they would have gotting a better girl to play paris hiltons part. What i can't beleave is she does noting but she has everything(GRRRRRRRR)




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#10 13 years ago

I saw it, and found it to be pretty good, actually. From the director of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, it's storyline and sequence of events are quite reminiscent of Massacre. The setting, the overal orchestration, and how the scenes were excecuted were all decent, but it was the concept premise of the movie that I found very clever, especially being put together to make a horror slasher flick.