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#1 12 years ago

OMG I wrote a review for KB and the server crashed. So here it goes again:

So one of my professors lectures the class on how good this movie is, so I thought I'll watch it.

Well well, I have no idea how in hell did this movie get so many awards. It sucked so bad, Its not even funny.

The starting was ok, and to be honest the movie was pretty much Ok till they got the soword fight with the crazy 88s. I don't know about you guys, by I'm not the type of guy to watch movies with flying samurais, one warrior slashing and dicing hundreds of people. That scene was so unrealistic, it made me diss the whole volume. Heres some of the flaws which make that scene "Impossible" in real life.

1. She lifts a guy using the sword which is impossible. Real physics would have had the guy sink in the sword because of his weight. 2. She steps on a sword and jumps a balcony. Impossible, the sword wouldn't have withstand her weight (the way it was stuck to the wood). 3. At the end where she slices Lucy Liu's scalp. Its practically impossible to slice the scalp horizontally at that particular angle. And then Liu talking about the sword. WTF that was so much bullshit. 4. I know its Japan and everybody wants to be a samurai but come on, do gangs over there carry swords only and no guns at all. I mean wtf. And where were the cops? And no swords are allowed in the plane so how come she was carrying the sword on her seat?

So ignoring the 4 things listed above made the movie ok, even good. But Volume 2 ruins everything.

Volume 2 has so much bullshit, I don't even know where to start so:

After she slices though an army of gagsters, (who's only means of defence are swords, and they suck ass at using them) she goes to take revange on this dude living in the desert in his mobile house. Surprise surprise, She was able to kill so many people and she got shot with rock salts in the chest while trying to kill that dude. So she gets burried.

While in the coffin, we get previous scenes about her training which reveals the biggest bullshit yet.

Her "master" was a very old dude who had an obsession with his beard. In one scene where she trains, the "master" lieterary jumps on the sword, stays there for a second or less, then jumps again and kicks her in the chest. Well that is practically impossible. Was he the master of gravity or something? That scene ruined it for me even more.

Anyway she uses her training to break the coffin and dig herself out of the ground. With the way she does it, its impossible in real life, but what the heck, your watching a movie with "masters of gravity" jumping of swords.

Then theres some small bullshit all over the place, but I'll just end this, so I'll jump to the end, which sucks big time.

So we have a women who dies for revange and when she is there, she waits, and gets emotional. Then we have a long story and a bunch of talking, and she kills Bill in the end after he tries to slice her in two. The way she does it is idiotic. She uses 3 fingers to give bill the "finger of death" wow scary. So after he walks 3 times, his heart exploded. WoW nice ending jackasses. Its kind of like the kiss of death in the Kiss of the Dragon. Only its way better in the Kiss of the dragon, and more believable.

I couldn't watch the movie to the very end, because every second I would watch it, It would piss me off even more and make me mad about wasting my time watching it.

Just my 2 cents on a failure that got so many awards.




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#2 12 years ago

OMG I wrote a review for KB and the server crashed. So here it goes again: K So one of my professors lectures the class on how good this movie is, so I thought I'll watch it. Okay Well well, I have no idea how in hell did this movie get so many awards. It sucked so bad, Its not even funny. You think? THen why is it listed as one of the best movie ever by the average public?.. Moving on The starting was ok, and to be honest the movie was pretty much Ok till they got the soword fight with the crazy 88s. I don't know about you guys, by I'm not the type of guy to watch movies with flying samurais, one warrior slashing and dicing hundreds of people. That scene was so unrealistic, it made me diss the whole volume. Then don't watch samurai movies. Heres some of the flaws which make that scene "Impossible" in real life. The movie is supposed to be excaggerated. 1. She lifts a guy using the sword which is impossible. Real physics would have had the guy sink in the sword because of his weight. Master of the obvious. 2. She steps on a sword and jumps a balcony. Impossible, the sword wouldn't have withstand her weight (the way it was stuck to the wood). Master of the obvious 3. At the end where she slices Lucy Liu's scalp. Its practically impossible to slice the scalp horizontally at that particular angle. And then Liu talking about the sword. WTF that was so much bullshit. Master of the obvious 4. I know its Japan and everybody wants to be a samurai but come on, do gangs over there carry swords only and no guns at all. I mean wtf. And where were the cops? And no swords are allowed in the plane so how come she was carrying the sword on her seat? Master of the obvious So ignoring the 4 things listed above made the movie ok, even good. But Volume 2 ruins everything. Volume 2 was by far the best one. Volume 2 has so much bullshit, I don't even know where to start so: Bullshit? No After she slices though an army of gagsters, (who's only means of defence are swords, and they suck ass at using them) she goes to take revange on this dude living in the desert in his mobile house. Surprise surprise, She was able to kill so many people and she got shot with rock salts in the chest while trying to kill that dude. So she gets burried. Thanks for recapping While in the coffin, we get previous scenes about her training which reveals the biggest bullshit yet. Those flashbacks were awesome. Her "master" was a very old dude who had an obsession with his beard. In one scene where she trains, the "master" lieterary jumps on the sword, stays there for a second or less, then jumps again and kicks her in the chest. Well that is practically impossible. Was he the master of gravity or something? That scene ruined it for me even more. Master of the obvious. Oh, "It's supposed to be exagerrated" Anyway she uses her training to break the coffin and dig herself out of the ground. With the way she does it, its impossible in real life, but what the heck, your watching a movie with "masters of gravity" jumping of swords. "It's supposed to be exagerrated" Then theres some small bullshit all over the place, but I'll just end this, so I'll jump to the end, which sucks big time. Okay So we have a women who dies for revange and when she is there, she waits, and gets emotional. Then we have a long story and a bunch of talking, and she kills Bill in the end after he tries to slice her in two. The way she does it is idiotic. She uses 3 fingers to give bill the "finger of death" wow scary. So after he walks 3 times, his heart exploded. WoW nice ending jackasses. Its kind of like the kiss of death in the Kiss of the Dragon. Only its way better in the Kiss of the dragon, and more believable. Sure, the ending is slightly anti climatic, and surprsing. Everyone was expecting a major fight, and not a small punch. I couldn't watch the movie to the very end, because every second I would watch it, It would piss me off even more and make me mad about wasting my time watching it. Wait. You saw the end but didn't watch the movie to the end? No wonder you think it sucks. Just my 2 cents on a failure that got so many awards. Well, you're one of the only ones who think so. Also, that sentence made no sense: HOW CAN IT BE A FAILURE WHEN IT RECIEVED NUMEROUS AWARDS!? So long, you won't be missed by any of those who like the flim :cya:




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#3 12 years ago

I liked the movie alot, tv shows and movies circle around things that could NEVER happen in real life, but we dont condemn shows like The A-team, SG1 for people rarely getting shot when shot at by a zillion men.

So deal with it, the movie was unrealistic, but fun to watch, realism is BORING (sometimes).




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#4 12 years ago

To me it was still a failure of a movie. Only some good parts in it which were ruined by bad parts.




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#5 12 years ago

As i said before, you took these movies way to seriously. They are not made to be realistic at all, there made to be fun to watch. lets face it, like Raptor said, realism can be boring. Try watching them without thinking about what can or cannot really happen and they are good movies.

Her "master" was a very old dude who had an obsession with his beard. In one scene where she trains, the "master" lieterary jumps on the sword, stays there for a second or less, then jumps again and kicks her in the chest.

That old guy was awesome.




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#6 12 years ago

That 5 (Note the Correction) Finger Exploding Heart Move is based off an Old Chinese Legend involving 5 Pressure Points in your chest, you walk five steps, and your heart Explodes in it's chest.




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#7 12 years ago

I didn't like the movie because of lack of realism. Or not accurare.

I didn't like it because it bended the law of physics. Same reason why I didn't like croaching tiger hidden dragon.

I liked the story, and it could have been made in an awesome movie, but they ruined it by bending the law of physics.




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#8 12 years ago

So you hated the matrix, the star wars/trek movies, all cartoons, old skool action series as well? They all do their fair share of law bending 'n breakin. :)




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#9 12 years ago
Decebalus they ruined it by bending the law of physics.

So what you're saying is you only really like talkshow movies? :lookaround:




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#10 12 years ago

I think he's just saying "Laws of Physics" because he wants to sound sophisticed. I mean, what? How would you know? You don't know how strong the metal is, so, why even bother complaining about it? It looked cool.