"So, I heard you like mudkips." Anonymous.
"Only the dead has seen the end of war" ~ WhatsHisFace??? "England has been offered a choice between war and shame. She has chosen shame and will get war." ~ Winston Churchill
"This is my sister. She is number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Very nice." -If you need me to tell you this, you are stupid
Dragonelf68;4464341"This is my sister. She is number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Very nice." -If you need me to tell you this, you are stupid
Who was it from!? lmao, just joking.
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"heyy nerd, why don't you cast a move chet spell on me, huh?! Freaking nerd. God I love you guys, your all my bros. HOW COME I NEVER KNEW MY FATHER!?!?!" - Chet Drunk in LeetWorld
Ellis: So, what exactly are you working on man? Montrouse: Well, someone keeps breaking those damned windows, I thought I'd - Ellis: Who the hell keeps breaking them!? Montrouse: No idea... [Player w/ pistol chasing chet across room] Chet: PLAYER DUDE NOT COOL! FRIENDLY FIRE IS ON! Player: (can't talk in mic, text msg only) ROFLCOPTER!!!
"What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it."
I didn't make it!
"War is only enticing to one who has never experienced it"
- one of them greek/roman-ish philosophers
"How to sober up fast: 1) Avoid pills 2) Drink lots of fluids 3) Take vitamins 4) Eat 5) Rest or sleep for as long as possible
Believe only half what you hear and none of what you read.
You eather drink or you drink a little or you drink not at all...which makes you an abstinent...which is almost like absinthent so why the hell don't you drink?
"Stupid people are blissfully unaware of how stupid they are." ~ Patrick Star.