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sasha

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#1 10 years ago

Are you a murderer Mr. Tooooorrrrrrooooppppp!! yeah! like this movie is gonna murder your eye vision. Babylon A.D.D. stars vin deasel. and boy what a lame ass movie it is. now i watched many bad sci-fi movies before and i have several guilty pleasures like ultraviolet. but this movies is just lame on every level. Babylon A.D. rehashes many good sci-fi elements and scientific possibilites like children of men with is a really good movies and pukes it out like a steaming pool of diahrea with vomit on top. now i hear this movie was chopped up for u.s release but i have doubts that the directors cut will do any justice to this movies. i'll save the wall o text and you will save your money and avoid this Golden rasberry winner at all cost's, even on tv. now excuse me while i go and watch something good and wash the bad taste this movie left in my mouth and brain. well at least it was free!:Censored:




Lyon

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#2 10 years ago

Babylon A.D...

I saw this abortion of a movie last night and the only thing I was glad about was that I didn't pay for the ticket.

Action: The only decent part of this film and it's still lame. Filmed with that latest annoying trend we keep seeing..the SHAKY CAM EFFECT WHICH TURNS EVERYTHING INTO A SERIES OF BLURRY MOVING SHAPES.

Dialogue: Stupid.

Characters: You have Toorop(what a stupid name) as the main character, who does something involving moving a girl for some reason because she has a virus...or is a machine....or is pregnant yet still a virgin(!?). The other two main characters I don't care to remember there names, but the young white chick is just annoyingly retarded, and the asian chick is cliche'. Thank god she dies near the end, and that the younger white girl might have died. By the way if you dislike spoilers, don't read that last sentence.

Plot: The worst part about the movie. Something with so many holes, so confusing, so cluster-fucked shouldn't even be called a "plot". What the hell.

Effects: Kinda good, but so what.

Do not waste your time and money on this crap. It basically takes 2 or 3 ideas from other decent Sci-Fi movies (Bladrunner, Children of Men, 5th Element), swallows them, and then shits them out. I heard the director and author of the book that this film was based on weren't happy with the final product and ragged on it.

I can see why, they should join the club.




sasha

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#3 10 years ago

yep it's schlock tastic!