FarCry Movie Trailer [my impressions] -1 reply

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N88TR

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#1 10 years ago

One word keeps circling through my head: shit.

Let's see here, it looks like

* They've [Boll team] added that fat sidekick with an annoying laugh. I have no idea who the fuck that is supposed to be, god I know it's not Doyle.

* The setting looks to be Canada, definitely not the tropics. I guess that would've strained his budget, which looks to be 100 k, maximum.

* There's no deagle or mp5 or m4 action, I only saw a pump shotgun, a HK pistol and a M60 machine gun. I guess there won't be any sort of silent entry.

* There are no trigens, only shirt-less bodybuilders swinging their arms around. WTF??

* Stock sound effects of punching, kicking and weapon shots. Did they download like a pack of sounds off the internet and just used that??

* Jack nails Valery. Sad, I must admit. No more sexual tension.

IDK, but Shit is the only word that I can think of. WTF was Yerli thinking giving this Uwe Boll fuck the rights to make this movie??!!

I will probably see it, loser that I am, but why must it suck?!

The Trailer, if you dare to watch it Gametrailers.com - Far Cry: The Movie - Trailer




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#2 10 years ago

i agree with everything you said.. it looks lame.. but im gonna see it as well anyways




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#3 10 years ago

Ugh... If you're going to make a movie based on a game, at LEAST make it have something in common with the original.




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#4 10 years ago

It looks as though it's been shot in British Columbia. The tell tale sign for me was the highway clip which is the sea-to-sky highway from Vancouver to Whistler.




vintorez0

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#5 10 years ago

Ohhhhh.... This movie will suck on so many levels. Ill watch it anyway, but previous Uwe films tended to suck so much that it was unbarable to do so. Ill try though




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#6 10 years ago

I think it was shot in Canada, I live in the country and swore I've been to the place in the movie trailer (where I saw people filming tomb raider movie). Yeah this is lame the whole storyline looks worse than the Farcry game.




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#7 10 years ago

I liked the music :)


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Badha1rday

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#8 10 years ago

The only person I recognized in that trailer was the general from StarGate SG1. All of Boll's movies were horrible, except maybe Postal, which is supposed to be good.