I want pie
Granted, although you didn't specify what kind and it's a PIE OF SHIT I wish my balaclava didn't itch
granted, the itching stops, but it was only covering up the burning sensation.
I wish I could sleep normally for once.
Granted. But you suffer from narcolepsy during your waking hours. I wish I wouldn't have to shovel snow from my driveway ever again.
When in doubt, gas it!
*warms up defib* 1....2.....3.... pzzzt........it's all right, this thread is gonna make it. Granted. Now you have to shovel faeces instead. I wish i didn't have this humungeous hump on my back.
I didn't make it!
Sorry, felt like bumping this: Your hump is gone. But we had to remove your spine during the surgery. You will never be able to walk again.
I wish I was a chick magnet.
Oh uh... ok granted but there is a catch... that chick... it's yo mama
I wish I was me... oh... I wish I was Skyking240! oh... lemme try again... uh... I got nuthin :/