But either way they need the spirtual stone to enter the temple of time, so they go looking for it... and they might come back for the goron later :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
same here im Noob all zee way man ok...so what deal....ok...i guess i'll join...is this like the tryouts thread ??? cause...ya....i hope i dont intreupt!! thx just reply if im in :D chow.
HyeVltg3same here im Noob all zee way man ok...so what deal....ok...i guess i'll join...is this like the tryouts thread ??? cause...ya....i hope i dont intreupt!! thx just reply if im in :D chow.
dude wow that was weird, just continue the story!!
Cadbury made a mental note to find out what Gorons tatsed like at a later date (this one was too hairy, anyway). As they entered the cave, they noticed an odd smell.
"The Hell!?" Exclaimed a vaguely drunken Cadbury "I thought you said this cave WASN'T full of chocolate!" "Hold on, there isn't," Said Nkenobi, with a sigh "that's Bomb flower stench. Seriously, Cadbury, if I knew you were going to be such a dumbass, I wouldn't have taken your chocolate just to make you come." "You what!?" Creamed Cadbury. Or rather, he tried to say, but he had suddenly realized that Nkenobi wasn't looking straight at him, but behind him. (He had an uncanny ability to tell when large things are about to hurt him. Lets assume it didn't come from his psychic powers being amplified by a massive Sugar-High and get on with it.) "Nobi.." he said, quietly. "Please tell me there isn't anything very large, vicious, or foreboding behind me." "Cad, stand very, very, VERY still. If you don't move, we just mi-"
And then the world went white.
"Funny," said Cadbury to no-one in particular as he lay on the ground, smoking "I thought death was quicker, and didn't leave a sharp pain in your back. Oh well, live and le-.. die and learn, I guess." He arose, patted himself off, and had a brisk jog-in-place, and then attained his bearings. "Ah," He said, with the air of one who has been pondering philosophical questions "It seems that I have lived." "Good, you're awake." Said Nkenobi, from behind him, doing to Cadbury's nerves what usually takes it four years in a padded cell with three servings of "happy pills" daily. "I was afraid you wouldn't make it." "Yes!" Said Cad, slightly off balance. "Good! Well Done! Now would you please explain what the hell is going on?" " King Dodongo." Said Nkenobi, as if that explained everything. "And, er, who might that be?" Inquired Cad. "Big lizard, breath of fire, eats virgins." "You mean 'Dragon'?" "No no no no no." Said Nkenobi, shaking his hands in front of him."That's got more legs. Dodongo's have three" He lifted three fingers, as if this in some way made his previous statements crystal clear." "Ooooh, Dodongo's." Said Cadbury, feeling that he would sound stupid to ask another question. "Dodongos. RIght. Lizards, check. So, I assume to fulfill this narrative we must slay the dodongo, and rescue teh Treasure?" "RIght, but it won't be that simple." "Why not?" "Look behind you"
There, I've done my part, find something scary behind them, and do whatever.