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mikejm12

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#1 16 years ago

The Seven Hells Of Mike--Followed by the Seven Heavens :P

1. Playing Ps2 This is to be considered the worst part of the seven hells. You must sit at your sony TV and play the Sony Ps2 for agonizing hours as you are whipped by Nintendo slaves.

2 Playing Ps1 This is only considered to be second worst for one big reason. Its faster then the Ps2. Well, why in the hell would the idiots at the sony Playstation dep. make a weak system faster then a powerful ones? DUH:lol: (better games)

3. Buying Ps2 games This is to be considered the third worst of the Seven hells. Satan, who will look somthing like Mario, will follow you around and constantly laugh at you as you buy shi**y ps2 games. (Some of these are good games, but you must understand that a good ps2 game comes around only once in a while)

4. Standing up for Ps2 in online forums This is to be considered the fourth worst of the Seven hells. Ther is no need for a satan to watch you here, you will be hassled by online Nintendo and M$ supporters.

5. Getting the Sh*t beat out of you by the Vice City Guy This is to be considered the fifth worst of the Seven hells you will be beaten up by the Vice City guy because he is depressed that he got released on a crappy System.

6. Getting the Sh*t beat out of you by the GTA 3 guy This is to be considered the Sixth worst of the Seven hells. You will be beaten up by the GTA 3 guy becuase he is depressed he got released on a crappy system. (This is only the sixth hell becuase GTA 3 got released on the PC)

7. Playing PSX This is to be considered the best to handle of the Seven hells because the PSX was designed by the King of the three gods Nintendo.




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#2 16 years ago

Your three gods are Nintendo, Sega, and Microsoft. Nintendo is the king of all gods and rules hell. Sega is Nintendos wife that tried to do what her husband did but failed. Microsoft is Nintendo's Brother and Works in hell somtimes. Lately, Sega has been cheating on Nintendo with Microsoft and Microsoft's son Nokia. Nintendo is unaware at the moment but Sega has been giving good "Sonic" for awhile.




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#3 16 years ago

umm, lol, dont know whos side ur on, ut i kinda know.:lol:

but do you want to know the real three gods??? they are Nintendo, Nintendo, and Nintendo:lol: nintendo is nintendos wife, and she does what her husband does, MAKES F*CKEN AWESOME GAMES!!!and nintendo is nintendos brother and he has the same blood in him as his brother so he makes F*CKEN AWESOME GAMES AS WELL, right beside his brother, and his wife. all the rest are gay




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#4 16 years ago

Lmao! Sega makes sweet games man ;) Panzer Dragoon Orta! Sonic! Those sports games--the best out there. They pioneered online console gaming and the 128 bit system! I like sega almost as much as I like Ninty :dance: Sega rulz man :)

Im on Nintendo's Side :rock: hehe If DC was still in the Running, which was a HUGE possibility (Sega was going to make the DC more powerful then the Ps2, but they decided not to, it would have had a DVD player and it would be the only system with Sega games. This would one of the best systems if you ask me) (Better then XBOX and Ps2 at least, though XBOX is good, it needs BETTER games)

hehe I still got my DC and play it on occasion-The DC controler was better then XBOX and Ps2...(Though the Playstation controller was designed by the big N :) ) I personlly like the GC controller hehe (not many ppl do)




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#5 16 years ago

SONIC GAMES SUCK ASS!!!i just hated sega because so many pople like it and its not that great. if people want a classic system get the nintendo classic then:rock: but some sega games arent bad, but i hate sonic very pointless. and the people who dont like the gc controller can go suck my balls, they are the most comfortable out of all of them




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#6 16 years ago

hehe

(spam :frog: )




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#7 16 years ago

no :agreed: (backwards lol)

that was complete opposite of spam.SEGA SUZ SLONG!!! SSS, three easy steps lol




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#8 16 years ago

hey did you ever play Sonic adventure?

Original sonic games had as much of a point as old mario, but they looked better so it was cool




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#9 15 years ago

no, sonic blows, lol