It has come to my attention that, for quite a while now, Sega has been lowered to Nintendo's lap dog, which led to unfortunate events such as Sonic for Gamecube and Game Boy Advance.:mad:
You don't buy from Nintendo to get Sega games! Who would want to play when you have Mario? All Sonic does is run. Whoop-de-frickin'-doo! Now, all you long haired idiots that actually like Sonic are saying "Hey, why do I have to get a Nintendo system to play that thar blue hedgehog game?" Well, it's because the company that makes it wouldn't know a good release date if it broke into their house at night, tried to murder them, and stole all their stuff!
Heh, I think its the fact Blue Hair...Furred hedgehogs are cool. I do like Mario, but he doesn't do alot, no special things. Bleh, Crash Bandicoot thats something else
u may just be one of the coolest persons of all time klobber.....one of the fact swirling around us for so, long that many unfortunate ppl fail to realise, is that sonic SUX THE F***EN BALLS OFF A HORSES D*CK...mario could sock the shit out of sonic....and one, more thing. soz for saying this...but id waste ur ass at melee ne day, i rock:rock:
Originally posted by DaRkMage_59 soz for saying this...but id waste ur ass at melee ne day, i rock:rock:
Shut the ass up, no one cares.
and sonic has sucked since it became 3d.
Here's the way I always imagined the fight: First, Mario and Sonic would run into each other. Then, Sonic would say something stupid like "Hey, watch it, you frieken polock!". Mario would say "What planet are you from? It's me! Mario". Then, Sonic would say "No, you're dead!", and charge at Mario. Mario would grab Sonic's foot, spin him around, and throw him at a wall. He'd come back off the wall, and, being a stupid cheater, he'd call Tails. Tails charges at Mario, and Luigi comes out of nowhere, Tackles Tails, and they go into heir own seperate background fight. Sonic then turns into Super Sonic, and starts to fly. Mario grabs a feather, grows his yellow cape, and also starts to fly. Mario holds both his hands at his side, charges up some fire, and shoots several fireballs in rapid succession at Sonic. Sonic then gets blasted into the ground, super sonic as he may be, and snaps his fingers. Knuckles walks out of the shadows. Mario snaps his fingers, and Wario shows up with a club in his hand. Wario proceeds to beat Knuckles over the head until his cranium implodes, and Mario and Sonic resume fighting. Sonic, once again, charges at Mario, this time flying. Then, Mario gets his secret weapon: a hammer. Sonic flies at mario, Mario readies his hammer, and when Sonic gets close enough, Mario punds him with the hammer, sending him straight down to the ground. Mario once again charges up some fire, and shoots it at Mario. Luigi and Wario, each having destroyed their cheesey knock-off Sega counterpart, join Mario. Sonic, having been beaten out of his Super Sonic form, looks scared, and starts to run, only to get blocked by Wario's immense bulk (which is mostly fat, admittedly) Mario and Luigi come in. Mario and Luigi crack their knuckles, and Wario punches his fists together. Sonic tries to escape, only to get his lights punched out. Mario leaves the battlefield with his slightly beaten, but otherwise fine, companions, and Sonic crawls away, without Tails or Knuckles to help him, pathetically searching for some Power Rings.
I AM SRY YOU SAID IN THERE MARIO fires at mario that is stupid and we all know reality check sonic is super fast duh and besieds we all know thit to DaRKMAGE_59 WOULD KICK YOUR @$$ IN MElee he is the nintendo god. read his thread on the nintendo bible ok.
now even this fight could would never happen like that since sonic is so fast and all and kucles is really stron and tales can fly wario is fat and slow luigi is to slim he would get hurt now mario is strong so they would have 2 gang up on him. THERE all done. and i have one nintendo god DaRKMAGE_59 :bows: :bows: :bows: :bows: :bows: :bows: bows: :bows:
me thinks rhinocat is a certain alter ego of someone..
WHO THINK I AM PLZ TELL ME!! sry about the caps but i am yelling.
Originally posted by DaRkMage_59 SUX THE F***EN BALLS OFF A HORSES D*CK
:lol: We can always count on DaRk to put things in a universal perspective. Oh, and RHINOCAT might be the alter ego of Dave Letterman.
ON TOPIC: Sonic belongs on the dreamcast, period. I think the gamecube is Mario's domain. Although like on the 64, there were a bunch of other characters from different systems like... oh say... AWWWW, what the hell, nevermind...
thx for sating i am like dave letterman i love his show
sonic is a good game on game cube but he need to go to the gameboy sp