A dead calm has hit the Off Topic forum, gentlemen. We find ourselves with limited food, fresh water and an abundance of spam from a man whose name changes every few seconds.
But most of all, it is with heavy heart that I must report that our Captain, our beloved Jumjum, has remained strangely quiet since the closing of his adverts thread - and now the message under his name reads 'abandoned ship'.
The wind is starting up again. The wheel of the ship is turning... but with no fiercely intelligent, hard-nosed and thoroughly 'better than all this' hand to guide her, may God have mercy on us all, wherever we end up...
Captain Jumjum! Speak to your crew!
Aye, without a captain these easterly winds will blow this ship and her crew so far off course we'll be seeing red...
We can carry on, we have to reach Akator gentlemen.
Die of beri-beri, dogs
Elche you watched Kingdom of the Crystal Skull too much. Though I have heard there has been mutiny, Ol' Cap'n Jumjum said some bad things to matey Boller. Or Boatswain Schneider as we call him now. He abandoned ship and now we sail under piracy's flag. Yar!
Of the Gravy Train, yes. And Captain in the honor Guard of U&R.
I do hope he returns...he brings life to this forum.