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Fuzzy Bunny

Luke, I am your mother.

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#1 12 years ago

Well well well, it looks like everyone's got their panties in a knot. Fine. So, I think it's time to take a step back and let Uncle Fuzzy create some perspective. After just leaving another FH-related forum in disgust at the pettiness and negativity therein, I have decied that following these pearls of wisdom that I've collected over the years will ensure cosmic harmony.

1. Always remember Godwin's Law: "over time, the probability in any Internet discussion of a nazi comparison or analogy occurring equals approaches one." 2. You know that adage about 50,000 monkeys with typewriters eventually, by pure chance, creating Shakespeare? The Internet: 100 monkeys, 3 days tops. 3. It's harsh and un-PC, but true: Winning a discussion on the Internet is like winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics.... 4. On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog (double bonus points if you get the reference.) The same goes for others. 5. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it. 6. It's a game. Why did you end up here in the first place? Because you liked the game, right? And now you're here and pissed off? Think about it. 7. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u rly n33d t0 g37 l41d!!!111 8. Half of the people you're arguing with are probably not old enough to shave, not to speak of being allowed to vote. 9. Just smile and nod. 10. All the discussions and arguments and flamewars you're having? They've been had 50 times before. Probably by people more erudite, educated, eloquent and experienced than you or your opponents.

And just because this, like all Good Things(tm), goes to eleven...

11. It's a nice day outside.




stylie

Mas stylie por favor...

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#2 12 years ago

You forgot to add: 12. Any debate, no matter how heated can easily be solved with the worlds largest ball of popcorn and a nice glass of milk.




Fuzzy Bunny

Luke, I am your mother.

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#3 12 years ago

Giant popcorn ball, I love you.




MG42Maniac

A man of dubious moral fibre

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#4 12 years ago

13. Don't argue with the Moderators ;) /scandal




Fuzzy Bunny

Luke, I am your mother.

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#5 12 years ago

"Citizens should never be afraid of their government. A government should be afraid of its citizens."




LIGHTNING [NL]

FH2 Developer

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#6 12 years ago

/me just smiles and nods




foodmaniac2003

Gelato pwns all

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#7 12 years ago

:AzH2: Power to the glorious FH mods!

EDIT: Hey! I didn't write that!

FuzzyBunny7. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u rly n33d t0 g37 l41d!!!111

:lookaround: ummm...




foodmaniac2003

Gelato pwns all

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#8 12 years ago
FuzzyBunny7. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u rly n33d t0 g37 l41d!!!111

:lookaround: ummm...




hslan.Schwabenpfeil

It's good to be: Me !!!

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#9 12 years ago

14. "Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it would become a universal law." Kant




Fuzzy Bunny

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#10 12 years ago
hslan.Schwabenpfeil14. "Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it would become a universal law." Kant

You mean "put up or shut up"?

Wordy bugger, old Immanuel.