From the top of Reddit: Boobs, Injuries, & Dr. Pepper
Sorry food, with boobs in the title I have to decline.
I always knew you were the kind to decline boobs.
Living a lie, are we?
Food, you're the boy aren't you.
So, foodie, come in. Sit down. We've been talking about your little joke. And we've decided that it was a way for you to "ask" without really asking. It's okay. You're that age, you're curious - it's natural. You're concerned about what "average" really is, aren't you? Oh, dang there's the doorbell. Stay right here and we'll be back later for our little talk.
(Oh I am such a mean man.)
ROFL that was a hoot. Especially how they placed them on everything he owns and uses.
God bless you Jum for doing what I wasn't around to do.